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sibling bonding | Dottore and Y/n

Sibling bonding | Dottore and Y/n
(+ a bit of niece Sucrose and bestie Jocelyn)

Dottore: Y/n, why are you standing on the table?
Y/n: I live in this house and I can do what I want too, and you can't stop me!
Dottore: Where's the spider?
Y/n: in the corner, please kill it.

Y/n: you are driving across the road and you see Sucrose and Tartaglia crossing the street. Quick, what do you hit?
Dottore: Oh that's easy! Hit Childe! Then back up and hit him again!
Y/n: The breaks, Dottore, you hit the breaks.

Y/n: Man I hardly got any sleep last night!
Sucrose: you know when you can't sleep that means someone is thinking about you!
Y/n: who the fuck is thinking about me at 2AM!
Jocelyn: *sweats nervously*

Jocelyn: hey can I have a sip of your water?
Y/n: It's not water
Jocelyn: Vodka! I like your styl-
Y/n: it's vinegar.
Jocelyn: wha-
Y/n: it's vinegar, P U S S Y

Dottore: I spy with my little eye, someone who needs to shut up and mind their own damn business.
Jocelyn: is it me?
Dottore: ...
Jocelyn: ...
Dottore: it's always you.

Y/n: I'm cold..
Dottore: what do you want me to do? Set you on fire?

Dottore: she died from natural causes.
Y/n: you pushed her off a cliff
Dottore: so? Gravity is natural!
Y/n: ...
Dottore: ...
Jocelyn *very badly injured*: I'm still alive asshole

Y/n: I broke the lamp in my room.
Dottore: what? Why?
Y/n: cause no one shines brighter than me.

Y/n: Did you have to stab Jocelyn?
Dottore: you weren't there! She provoked me!
Y/n: how.
Dottore: she said "what are you gonna do? Stab me?"
Sucrose: I agree with dad. that was practically an invitation.

Dottore: is there a spirit in this house?
Ouija board: Y . E . S
Y/n: ok so, your rent is 510 mora and it's due September 1st
Ouija board: W . T . F

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This was a random thing I thought of. Didn't turn out that good but whatever.

-kit