Affogato x Eclair Oneshots

CATastrophe.·(Fluff)

0x_Liam_x thanks for the fluff request 😈

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Affogato and Eclair owned two cats, Mars and Venus. The two cats were lovers (yea I know odd) and were troublemakers.
Mars watched as Affogato was making a new potion for a little project. He heard Eclair call him and went downstairs. Mars looked at the potions and just..shook so his fur went into it.
Venus watched in horror. But quickly left.

Affogato came up and put the potion in a tiny test tube and drank it.

He started coughing hard.
It hurt oh so badly.
Migraine.
Cramps.
Burning hot pain.

He didn't know what was happening, he doesn't get affected by poison. Affogato went to the door to get Eclair but fainted in the process.

Mars just looked at Affogato and ran to go get Eclair.

(When he woke up)

He opened his eyes to see Mars.
Affogato got up and rubbed his head to find something fluffy.

Dashing to the mirror, Affogato saw cat ears and a cat tail moving.
Blood stains were on his hair, so he washed it out and changed his clothes. He put on a hat and headed downstairs.

"What happened Love?"
"N-NOTHING! The smell of the potion made me faint that's all-!"
"Why are you wearing a hat and a bulky sweater? It's hot in this house."
"Uh-"

Mars jumped on affogato's hat, knocking it off.

"Shoot uh-"
"Oh my divines."
"Eclair it's not-"
"Take off the sweater love."

And Affogato did just that. It revealed his bare chest and a cat tail.

"AWW! YOU'RE SO ADORABLE- CAN I TOUCH THEM??"
"I don't kn-"

Eclair knocked Affogato to the couch and started petting Affogato.

"So fluffy!"
"This is unnecessary."
"You're so cute! Much more squishy and fluffy!"

Eclair kept petting Affogato till he bit his hand.

"Ow, bad kitty."
"I am not a kitten."
"Yes you are."
"Ugh."

Food has finished and Eclair got up to make their plates.
Affogato ran to the kitchen and sat down, eyes on the food Eclair was holding.
He ate like he hasn't in 14 days.

"Calm down-!"
"Hungry." Affogato replied with his mouth being full.
"Manners, don't talk with your mouth full."
"Sorry."

They finished and got into bed.  Eclair big spooned and Affogato wanted to.

"I wanna be big spoon~."
"No kitten! It's my day to big spoon."
"Oh c'mon."
"Goodnight kitten!"
"Good night."

Next day was terrible.

Affogato kept climbing things like an animal.

"Get down from there-!"
"No."
"C'mon kitten don't be like that."

Affogato had cat zoomies. He kept running everywhere and knocking stuff over, he ate half of the fridge, and he scratched Eclair.
Eclair had enough.

"AFFOGATO."
"Yes?" He ran up to Eclair.
"Sit down. I need to talk to you."
"What is it?" Affogato was munching down some chips.
"First, no more food." He snatched the chips out of Affogato's hands.
"I was almost finished-"
"Second, you're cleaning the house. You have been running around like an animal. You knocked over 2 vases, ruined my yarn balls, and you ate all of the food."
"Can't control it, sorry."
"Then get to cleaning! And go grocery shopping, we need more food."
"Can you come with at least?"
"Yea, but I'll be the one in the cart chilling."
'Thats my thing though-!"
"Too bad so sad, now get to work or.... I'll make you wear the dress while cleaning."
"Over my dead body."

So Affogato cleaned the house and went grocery shopping.

The end.
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