Kids rant

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Kid: that was the 8th chapter and you didn't put me in it?!

Author: Kid really? I'm going to make a chapter dedicated to you and Estella and your upset because it wasn't on a certain chapter?

Kid: certain?! 8 is the ideal number, it's perfectly symmetrical and beautiful!

Author: -_-

Kid: I don't know what that face means but at least it's symmetrical.

Author: ok I'll tell you what. How about in the next chapter instead of putting the next number I put a double eight for perfection.

Kid: YES!!!.. I mean yea sure whatever.. As long as the lovely viewers understand this chapter must be perfect like me.

Patti: but kid your not perfect, those lines-

Author: Patti?!

Patti:*puts hands up in defense* I'm sorry Author.

Author: it's fine, right kid? *looks over at kid to see him crying on the corner*

Kid: I'm trash! I'm asymmetrical garbage!!

Author: Kid your not garbage, your a great reaper and a very handsome man.

Kid:*sniffs* you think so?

Author: I know so.

Kid: thank you! I can't wait until the next chapter.

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