A - Aftercare.
He's not really into aftercare. He just falls asleep after he's done fucking you.
B - Bodypart
He loves to torture your breasts and play with your nipples.
C - Cum
Yes. (Sometimes he edges you and makes you cry when he doesn't let you cum.)
D - Dirty Secret
None, really.
E - Experience
He's very experienced at having sex before.
F - Favorite Position
Cowgirl, Doggystyle, Pretzel Dip, Flatiron, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary (basically any sex position that requires the vagina or your ass in general)
G - Goofy
He would say cringy stuff during sex.
H - Hair
He shaves his pubic hair twice a week, he's perfectly groomed.
I - Intimacy
He's VERY desperate and really horny while during it. He also sweats a lot.
J - Jack Off
He masturbates all the time.
K - Kinks
Bondage, Sadism, Masochism, Degrading, Edging, Breeding, Spanking, Orgasm control/denial, Lingerie, Foodplay, Choking, Biting, Licking.
L - Location
Would do it in bed, in the bus, on the couch, in the bathroom, in the shower. Well, anywhere in general <3
N - No
He hates petplay. (He's weirded out by it.)
O - Oral
He's really good at giving it.
P - Pace
He's always so quick and rough.
Q - Quickie
He does it all the time.
R - Risk
If you're okay with it.
S - Stamina
2-4 rounds.
8-13 rounds if he's EXTREMELY horny.
T - Toys
He uses a vibrator. (To pleasure both you and himself.), handcuffs, and anal beads. Also a butt-plug.
U - Unfair
He loves to tease you a lot when you're horny.
V - Volume
He's loud AS FUCK in bed. The whole band can hear him.
W - Wildcard
He likes it when you're riding him and when he's tied up. He also loves it when you're the one choking him.
X - X-Ray
6'2 (normal)
7'5 (hard)
Y - Yearning
Bro it's literally Puff-Puff, ofc he has a high libido all the time 😭😭😭😭😭
Z - Zzz
He falls asleep after he's done fucking you.
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