Okay so its taking me a bit longer than expected to finish this chapter so here is a happy filler to get you ready for the terrible HORRIBLE chapters im about to write.. finneys mama is in it lmao
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CHILD PSYCO/Baddiexx- Griffin Stagg
Maneater/Paperboy;)- Billy Showalter
Michelangelo/BaseBALLS- Bruce Yamada
Raphael/Pinbitch- Vance Hopper
Robin<3333/Fightsong- Robin Arellano
Donatello/Don Don <3- Donna Clarke
Leonardo/Desperate- Finney Blake
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1:20 am
Mrs.B's math project
Fightsong- if you don't like Tay Tay what are you doing with your life
Desperate- real
Paperboy;)- I HATE MATH
Baddiexx- no cuz same like why is it that way 💀
Fightsong- NAH BC IT SAYS "prove it's a triangle" like puta prove how you got a degree in teaching ⁉️
Baddiexx- REAL "wheres x" it's right fucking there dumbass 🤨
BaseBALLS- man you guys are not letting math breath 😭
Baddiexx- it doesn't deserve to breath
Pinbitch- can someone bail me out of juvie???
Fightsong- 😨
Baddiexx- what the hell did you DO????
Pinbitch- no comment.
Baddiexx- I'm so telling mom if you don't tell me
Pinbitch- snitch
Baddiexx- bitch
Pinbitch- okay um I punched a guy who was shitting on Finney and apparently his dad was a cop 😬
Baddiexx- he deserved it.
Fightsong- you know he's the cops son when he doesn't treat others equally 💀
Desperate- I'll come bail u out, thanks for doing that for me.
Fightsong- ayo lemme join in next time ⁉️
Pinbitch- bet
BaseBALLS- usually i wouldn't condone this but I didn't see nothing this time
Baddiexx- ofc you didn't you weren't there
BaseBALLS- haha.
Paperboy;)- 😭
Paperboy;)- guysimcurrimentlyrunningoffthreecuosofcoffeerightnowanditsarewlstrugfly.ineeedtofinishthispapwrforengkishithoyghifyouknowwhichoneimtalkijgabout
Baddiexx- babe.
Baddiexx- idk what alternate universe you think I came from that I would be able to read that shit.
Paperboy;)- 💀
BaseBALLS- bro had too much coffee because he needed to finish a paper in english
Baddiexx- thaks bruce
Baddiexx- ALSO WHAT PAPER????!?!!
Paperboy;)- THE ONE THAT WAS ASSIGNED LAST WEEK
Baddiexx- shit.
BaseBALLS- yall fr need to start doing your work earlier. 😭
Fightsong- BRUCE I DID MINE
BaseBALLS- good job Robin
Fightsong- HAHA ‼️‼️
4:15 am
Mrs.B's math project
Desperate- tell me why it took me three hours to bail him out???
BaseBALLS- im so sorry finney
Pinbitch- sorry
Desperate- its okay, im gonna go watch voltron rn
BaseBALLS- dont get me started on voltron
Pinbitch- we were queerbaited with klance
Desperate- for sure.
Desperate- wait
Desperate- VANCE U WATCH VOLTRON????
Pinbitch- wasn't that obvious??
Desperate- drive ur car back around and come have a sleepover with bruce and I while we watch voltron.
Pinbitch-
BaseBALLS- I'll go make some popcorn
Paperboy;)- I FINISHED LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BaseBALLS- YES GOOD JOB 👏
Paperboy;)- can i come over and watch voltron???
Paperboy;)- that shits my jam and my reason for wanting to kms
BaseBALLS- yh come over 👍
Desperate- bring my blanket with u 🙏
Paperboy;)- one spaceship blanket on the way
BaseBALLS- bring shelly ‼️
Paperboy;)- one stuffed cow on the way
Fightsong- bring the snacks u made last night
Desperate- YAY ROBS COMING
Fightsong- ive only watched half a season of voltron 😭
Desperate- it's okay 🔥
Paperboy;)- one snack entree on the way
Pinbitch- bring my jacket, i need it for tomorrow ‼️
Baddiexx- you mean later today since its 4 am
Pinbitch- shut up.
Baddiexx- come pick me up on ur way Billy
Desperate- whole crew sleepover?! 😱🔥‼️
BaseBALLS- LETS GOOO 💪💪
Paperboy;)- im not going back into that house for the fifth time, I look like a dog 💀
Desperate- im imagining billy running out of the house, seeing out message, and running back in and its so funny to me
