a harem to die for~

"triple trouble"

(Modeu- just kidding still 1st pov)

I am awoken by Pandemonica's tired eyes boring into my own, and I immediately realize why she's woken me up.

"Heru, what is she doing with us?" Pandemonica asks while glaring at Modeus's smirking face.

"I'm here because this delicious piece of meat let me join his harem, Have any problems with that pan-dem-on-i-ca~," modeus said while rubbing her hands all over your body

"...no, what would make you think that, modeus" Pandemonica said with gritted teeth, which sent you the message that she, in fact, did have a problem with it

So you did what any sane man would do to calm down their loved one/harem member, you gave her a head pat and a kiss on the cheek, which seemed to calm her down for now, as she stopped glaring at modeus and just hugged your arm while muttering profanities at the lust demon

"Anyways, since everyone seems well rested why don't we set off for our next destination?" You suggested, getting hums of approval from both demon girls.

<timeskip brought to you by me, because I'm writing this damn thing>

Now you and modeus are making your way through a canyon, modeus smashing the occasional skeleton man while making sexual taunts towards you, you kicking the Boulders out of the way and Pandemonica (who let you call her Monica) doing paperwork on your back while occasionally taking power naps.

Suddenly you find yourselves facing a giant golden gate with no key in sight.

"Hey Monica, you don't happen to have a key do you?" You ask while studying the gate

"Nope, you're going to have to look for it," Pandemonica says tiredly

"... nah I don't have the patience for that, hey modeus, you think I could borrow that sledge for a second?"

You ask while placing Pandemonica on a comfortable-looking piece of rubble.

"Sure, but you owe me a favor~"

"he shouldn't owe you any favors you bit-" Pandemonica angrily begins to reject before you cut her off with a short kiss on the lips.

"It's ok Monica, but thank you for sticking up for me, it's cute," you say while patting her flushed head.

"I-its nothing" is all Pandemonica can get out before devolving into a tired, flushed, blubbering mess, making you chuckle as you turn around and take the hammer from modeus, uttering a small 'thanks' as you approach the gate while adjusting your grip on the hammer you tell modeus to get back, before running at the gate, spinning with the hammer, and then violently slamming the hammer into the gate, which instead of breaking the hammer, sends the gate flying into the canyon wall, you only have so much time to admire your work though, before three body's slam into yours, sending you flying onto your back

"Are you a human?"

"Please take us with you!"

"You're so handsome!"

Before you could even process the situation, three bodies wrap around you, and you look down to see three beutiful girls with dog ears instead of horns looking at you, Cerberus.

"Aww look at all of you, so cute! I could practically eat you up!" You say while petting them, something you immediately begin to regret as they all turn flushed and start panting

"We wouldn't mind if you *pant* ate us up~"

"Yea~ *pant*"

"You could be our mate~ *pant"

'....well that's new' you think to yourself, chuckling, still petting their heads.

"Ok, but you gotta join my harem though," you say to them

💀SUCCESS💀

"Ok!"

"We get to corrupt the human world with our new mate, yay!"

"We can't wait to play with you~"

Cerberus excitedly jumps off you and jumps in circles around you while you get up.

"What are we waiting for, let's go go go!!" One of the three dog girls says while the other two know their heads in agreement

"Hehe, in a second girls I just gotta get my other girls," You notice the three dog girls dawn a sharp murderous glint in their eyes when you mention other girls so you give them scratches behind their ears and grab a bone from a defeated skeleton dude and wave it in the air, chuckling to yourself as they follow the bone while drooling.

" here, why don't you three fetch this while I gather everyone up"

"OK!/OK!/OK!" the three girls yell as you wind up your throw.

"Ok, here, we, GO" you grunt as you toss the bone off into the distance, the girls quickly running of after it as you pick up a sleeping Pandemonica bridal style, and let modeus sit on your shoulders, ignoring the dampness on your neck, as Cerberus returns with the bone in their hands, crushed up.

"Right on time girls, let's go!"

"YEA!/OK!/YAY!/ok daddy~/Z z z...

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