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Self defense 🤺🤺

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Long hair but no long hair🧍‍♀️is online

Long hair but no long hair🧍‍♀️
Y/N, Akita. My parents are teaching us self defense you wanna tag along?

I'm cumming😣😩 and shAkita is online

shAkita
Omg yezzz😍

I'm cumming😣😩
As long as I get to beat the shit out of Akita

shAkita
WELL DAMN WHAT DID I DO

I'm cumming😣😩
Nothing I just feel like beating you up

Long hair but no long hair🧍‍♀️
Omg just get over here
I doubt you need ny address

shAkita
How'd you know😰

Long hair but no long hair🧍‍♀️
Just get over here ffs

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"Alright Akita, put your shoes on we're going through the window." you stood up from the floor and walked over to where your shoes were.

"Why the window?" Akita started putting her shoes on.

"For fun. Now hurry up." you said while opening your window. You climbed onto the roof and waited for Akita to climb out. Once she did, you jumped off.

"Did ya break your ankles?"

"Does it look like I did?"

Akita shrugged and just said, "Okay then." and jumped off too. "Alright let's go!"

The two of you started making your way over to Ashlyn's place. But you stopped at a nearby gas station. Both of you got slushies and nearly broke the slushy machine during the process. You goof around too much but that's okay.

With Ashlyn and the others

"Are they coming or not?"- Tyler

"They said they are just be patient."- Ashlyn

"Ashlyn, it's been over 40 minutes.."-Taylor

"Hey maybe they died lol!"- Aiden

"Aiden that won't really be funny if they did-"- Taylor

Back with you and Akita

"We almost there yet?"

"Yeah, look." Akita pointed up ahead at the others sitting on Ashlyn's front porch.

"Oh. Quick throw the evidence away-" you turned and threw your slushy far down the street. Akita climbed the nearby tree and put it on a branch.

"All done." she gave you a thumbs up.

"Alright. Hey guyss!" you yelled over to them while waving your hand in the air. Tyler yelled back at you asking what took you so long to get here.