Sbg x reader chatfic

Grocery

Lazy and short chapter😭

Ppl prob think we're crazy

I'm cumming😣😫
SOS pls
Akita watched an asmr vid
And now she's craving honeycomb

shAkita
I QANT IR WHY CANT O HAVW UT

I'm cumming😣😫
I TOLD YOU NOT TO WATCH IT

Kidnapper
HOE ABT WE ALL GO TOGETHER😆

shAkita
DID U JST CALL US A HOE🤬

Kidnapper
NO IT WAS A SPELLING MITAKE

I'm cumming😣😫
👊💥💥💥💥💥

Quiet tall guy
Aiden we've talked about this😐

Kidnapper
ARA AG AAAAAAAAAAA👹

I'm cumming😣😫
Ummmm-😨
HIS INNER E GIRL IS COMING OUT
HE SAID "ARA"
Me and Akita sre going to the store now
Goodbye😇

shAkita
I want strawberries

I'm cumming😣😫
I know Akita

shAkita
And whipped cream

I'm cumming😣😫
I know Akita
Who tf knocked on my door.

Kidnapper
Let me in pls🥺

I'm cumming😣😫
No ur a kidnapper

Kidnapper changed I'm cumming😣😫 to Rude bitch#2

Rude bitch#2
Woah there😨

shAkita
Calm down boy

Kidnapper
You're next.

Rude bitch#2
HE CAN SPELL😰

Kidnapper
I ALWAYS KEM HOW TO SPWLL🤬🤬😎🤬🤬🤬
AHOY
SHIY*

shAkita
AHOY MATEYS ARGEGSGAGAGAGAGAA

Rude bitch#2
HEAAAAAAAEBBC

Quiet tall guy
Hate to interrupt whatever you guys are doing but can we get going now😭

Rude bitch#2
Okay😇

shAkita
ONKAE

Quiet tall guy
Omfg Aiden just jumped Akita

Rude bitch#2
WHAT😨

You ran out of your front door and saw Aiden practically strangling Akita.

"She'll be fine. Let's go Ben."

The two of you were about to walk off and leave them until you heard, "Kisses you passionately" You snapped your head in their direction.

"WHAAT?!"

"Bad Akita I'm not going to satisfy your delusions."

"You're boring."

"You guys are weird."

"LET'S JUST GO"

Skip to at the store

The four of you eventually made it to the store. You and Ben started looking through the candy isle while Aiden and Akita ran off somewhere. Then at least 6 minutes later, you two were called on the intercom thingy.

"Can Y/N and Ben please come to the front of the store please?"

You sighed and just grabbed Ben's hand, dragging him with. When you guys got there, you saw Aiden and Akita fake crying and holding hands like little lost children.

"Oh for fucks sake you two!" You groaned and Ben walked up to them.

"We got losttt!"

"Shut up Aiden, you autistic little bitch."

"HEY! Don't remind me..."

"We should get those weird backpack leash things for them."

"Great idea Ben."

"NO NOT GREAT IDOL!"

"Idea not Idol, AKITA!"

"Stop causing a scene and let's just get the shopping done. Please?"

Some random stranger walked up to you guys. "Awwhh are you guys a little family?" She then started whispering to you and Ben. "I have a kid who's on the spectrum too. They're sure wild huh?"

"Ahahaa... Sorry ma'am, but we aren't a family. We're friends. And 16." you nervously laughed. Ben nodded while trying to prevent the two from running away.

"Oh my apologies! It's just that you were scolding them like you were their parents! My apologies."

"It's no biggie. Have a nice day ma'am." The woman then walked off. You turned and glared at the two. "Look what you did! Now we've got unwanted attention!"

"You're the one who's scolding us."

"And you're the reason why this all started. Now let's go."

"Okay, dad."

"No family roleplays."

"Fuck you mom/dad/parent."

"Don't speak to me that way young lady!"

"I thought you said no family roleplay?!"

"Hey where's Aiden?"