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Talking parrot🦜🦜

Parrot😔🦜

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Akita
You better come and get this bird out of my house before I cook it and eat it like it's a chicken

shAkita and 5 others are online

shAkita
Damn😭
Wtf did the parrot do to deserve that☹️

Kidnapper
Oo a parrot? I want it

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IT'S BEEN YELLING AT ME FOR THE PAST TWO HOURS LIKE-
Why do these things gotta talk😠

Long hair but no long hair🧍‍♀️
Is it that bad?

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YES
THAT BITCH CALLED ME A WHORE🤬

shAkita
I TAUGHT HIK TO ONLY CALL MY NEIGHBOR THAT WTF😭

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I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR

shAkita
NO UR MY OTHER NEIGHBOR

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WERE YOU SPECIFIC ON WHICH NEIGHBOR WHEN YOU WERR TEACHING IT?!?!?!!

shAkita
Uh

Thing #2🤬
Can you guys shut up

shAkita
Shut up go shove a stick up your ass for me will ya🙄

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AKITA ELODI HARTLEY
COME GET THIS BITCH RN OR ELSE IT'S ON SIGHT🤬🤬🤬🤬

shAkita
Fine🙄

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Kidnapper
I'll pay you $50 if you let me come and take him before she arrives

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Aiden she's my neighbor

Kidnapper
Oh

Thing #1😇
Aren't you likee
Rich?
Can't you hust buy one?

Kidnapper
OH YEAH

Kidnapper is offline
Ouiet tall guy us online

Quiet tall guy
Why did Aiden just run out the door

Puppy🐶
He's going to buy a parrot.
A talking one too.

Ouiet tall guy
Oh dear god

shAkita is online

shAkita
Y/N ATE THE PARROT😭

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NO I DIDN'T I TOLD YOU I LET IT OUT THE WINDOW

Kidnapper is online

Kidnapper
I think someone lost their parrot
I'm keeping it