haIKAra walker (Splatoon 3 x Male Reader)

What's Your Inkstagram ?

Splitting Crosshairs

Y/N: I CANT STAND THIS LEVEL

Agent 2: Your aim seriously can't be this bad...

Y/N: You try grinding and holding a splatting

Agent 2: Well, nobody told you to pick that heavy ass weapon

Y/N: I thought it'd be easier since you can charge it

Agent 2: O.R.C.A recommended the slosher though

Y/N: I know. I might head back and grab it

Agent 1: Nah c'mon Agent 3 you got this. The goal is right there

You look ahead confirming Callie's statement. You made it this far you might as well keep trying

Agent 1: Just focus, don't worry about falling off

As the barrel of the Nautilus begins to rotate you focus on your breathing. You splat the approaching targets in less than 2 seconds

Agent 2: Whoa, you're fast !

You keep this pace, charging the barrel as you leap onto the next rail. Before you knew it, you made it to the end of the level

Agent 1: That's the end ! You did it !

Y/N: Thanks
( I'm just glad they're not as bad as 8's missions...)

Tread Heavily

O.R.C.A: In this mission you will master the use of Crab Tank to reach the goal

Y/N: (  Where do I get it ?)

The weapon menu was blank.
As soon as you exit the decontamination section a Crab Tank forms around you

Y/N: ( Can't believe they added a whole mech in this game. Just who the hell do you think I am)

Agent 1: Curl up into a cute, crabby ball. Then you can roll around and climb up walls

Y/N: Word, that's cool

You ascend the wall in front of you only to be met with another full of switches and lined with Octarians

Agent 1: Push the handles in for rapid-fire shots and pull them to fire your li'l crabby cannon !

Y/N: You know a lot about crab tanks

Agent 1: Cause I helped develop it

Y/N: Really ?

Agent 1: No. The manuals right here

You press onward and begin to ink the Octarians

Agent 2: It'll hold up against attacks from the front but, it's not invincible. Be good to Crab Tank !

You start to wipe out the Octarians and shoot a few bombs to seal the deal. With them out of the way, you start inking the switches

Agent 2: Nice ! You splatted all the splat switches! We're so proud of you, Crab Tank

Y/N: You mean, "Agent 3"

Agent 2: No ?

You sigh as the walls open
It was slightly irritating hearing Marie praise Crab Tank when you were the one piloting

Agent 1: I bet there's a cool bad guy behind this wall, and Crab Tank's about to... uh... Wait. What

The sight before you was a giant made out of targets. Without questioning things, you begin shooting the legs which causes them to move towards you