Agent 2: That's all you, Agent 3
Agent 1: Break a tentacle !
The Future Stares Back
O.R.C.A.: Unauthorized personnel prohibited behind this point
Y/N: (Am I even authorized ?)
You select the Hero Gear from the menu and head through decontamination
Agent 1: I'm getting a strong reading up ahead. It might be Gramps
Y/N:( Nah not yet, just the treasure)
You super jump onto the circular platform below you
???: NOT SO FAST!
Fry descends from above landing a few meters away from you
Frye: You're pretty tough, I can tell ! How 'bout this. You call it quits, join my crew, and we split the treasure !
Y/N: No
Frye: Bah. You wanna resolve this Splatlands-style, huh ?
She hunches over hanging her head low
Frye: Fine by me ! DANCE BATTLE TO THE DEATH !
She glares at you while punching her palm. She moves into a position with her legs crossed and begins playing a flute
Frye: Eels, get your wriggly butts out here !
An Octostamp falls down, flipping forward thrice as Frye back flips onto the top. Three yellow Moray Eels partially shoot out from the stamps's face
Frye: HUP, HUP, HUP !
She leaps into the air landing on a corner of the now diagonally oriented stamp
Frye: LET'S DANCE
The stamp begins to rotate on its corner at a steady pace. You waste no time in inking the immediate are, giving you some swimming room
Frye: Ready or not here we come !
You Octostamp makes a beeline for you. You swim diagonally to the left in order to avoid it, continuing to ink your surroundings
Y/N:( If I remember correctly I gotta shoot the eels back at her)
Frye: First dance ! Eel Downpour !
Seeing shadows cast over you, you gaze towards the ceiling and see a group of heels hovering above you. As the they dive downwards you swim out the way causing them to get wedged in the ground
You start to shoot the cluster of grounded eels, sending a few back in Frye's direction
Agent 2: Ooo, hey ! If you beat up the masked eels, they'll hit her instead of you
Y/N: Yeah.
Frye: No ! Don't hit me
The eels stun Frye which causes the octostamp's spinning comes to a rest
Frye: Gah you threw my balance off
You rush over to the grounded octostamp and swim up the side in order to splat Frye
Agent 2: "Make those eels squeal !". Wow, the Captain is fired up.
As Frye respawns you super jump a short distance away
Frye: Alright, alright not bad. You ready to fEEL the pain
She jumps up and moves int her precious position as the Octostamp begins spinning again, this time more vigorously
The turbulence kicks up a strong which caused you to shield your face as your tentacles blow back
Frye: Mixin it up ! Second dance, Moray Whirlpool !
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haIKAra walker (Splatoon 3 x Male Reader)
FanfictionEngage in a unique take on the world of Splatoon where boundaries blur and ink becomes a gateway between realities. "This is some Tron type stuff" After finding yourself suddenly thrust into the world of Splatoon, rise to the top in this tale of s...
