As you swim along the ink rail you cross into a vent and find yourself in one of the rocket's boosters
Y/N:(It'd be crazy if the rocket took off with me in here)
Callie: We're in.
Marie: Looks like we've got more climbing to dox
A fuzzy ooze coated pole stood in the center of the booster, stretching as far as the eye could see, with platforms spiraling around it.
Y/N: At least i'm doing it this time
Big Man: Ay, ay! (We'll be rooting for you ! Safely... from the ground far, far below...)
As you begin to make your way up the fuzzy ooze covered spiral you notice a change in background music
Frye: Smeared Canvas ?
Big Man: Ay. (Since we're playing our songs I added it to the queue earlier.)
Shiver: Good choice
Big Man: Ay... (I still feel bad for the bowling alley owner though...)
Shiver: Nobody forced him to pay
Marie: Bowling alley ?
Big Man: Ay, ay. (The manager of a bowling alley we frequented heard Hide and Sleek and asked us to write a commercial song for his establishment. Frye and I were fine with whatever, but Shiver agreed to do it... for a certain price)
Callie: How much ?
Big Man: Ay.. (300,000...)
Callie: Oh...WHAT, 300,000 ?!
Marie: I take it back, you are not heroes
Shiver: He could've declined
She stood on her actions feeling no remorse
Y/N: And you couldn't give me a discount for the double floop, at least ?
Shiver: That was a discount
You slowly but surely ascend the booster while splatting the octarians that stood in your way, careful not to step on any fuzzy ooze. About 1/3 of the way up you encounter three shielded troops in front of a checkpoint
Tossing lil buddy at the furthest right you splat the other two as they turn to help their friend. You swim around to the back of the last one and splat him as he struggles to get lil buddy off of his shield
Marie: ♪Niiicely dooone!♪
Callie: Still a long way to go... but you'll get there in no time!
Y/N: It'll go faster if we stop checking
You continue to climb the spir splatting anything in your way
Marie: Ooo, a Crab Tank! Get 'em, C.T.!
Y/N: Something crazy must be up ahead
As you grab the canned special a group of twintacle troopers and octocommander notices you
Callie: Talk about a !
You immediately activate the special and begin to shoot them
Y/N: A what ?
Callie: I don't know, I couldn't think of a pun !
Just as you splat the final one crab tank runs out of power
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FanfictionEngage in a unique take on the world of Splatoon where boundaries blur and ink becomes a gateway between realities. "This is some Tron type stuff" After finding yourself suddenly thrust into the world of Splatoon, rise to the top in this tale of s...
