Ugh Number 4 🙄

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The Hunting Dogs when they're bored.

Teruko: *twirling a lollipop in her hand* How many licks do you think it will take to get to the center of a lollipop?

Tecchou: 378

Jouno: Tecchou what the fuck.

Tachihara: *just stands up and leaves the room*

Teruko: How do you know that...? *not really sure she wants to know*

Tecchou: It took 4 hours and my tongue bled a lot, but it was worth it.

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Teruko: Who bets I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Tachihara: *not gonna question it and just reads a book*

Jouno: You are a menace to society...

Tecchou: and a coward! Do 20.

Teruko: Tachihara you're in charge while I'm gone. *runs off to get 20 marshmallows*

Tachihara: *sighs*

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Teruko: Time for Plan G

Tachihara: Don't you mean Plan B?

Teruko: No, we tried Plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over Plan C.

Jouno: What about Plan D?

Tecchou: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago

Tachihara: What about Plan E?

Teruko: I'm hoping not to use it. Tecchou dies in Plan E.

Jouno: I like Plan E.

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