Tecchou: What is toothpaste, if it's not bone soap?
Jouno: *groans* Existence is a prison and being your friend is maximum security...
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Tachihara: WHY!? Why did you give Teruko a knife????
Tecchou: She said she felt unsafe...
Tachihara: Now I feel UNSAFE!!
Tecchou:......Would you like a knife...?
Tachihara: yes please...
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Teruko: On a scale from "damn Daniel" to "fre sha vaca do", how are you feeling?
Tecchou: In between "it's an avocado, thanks" and "how did you defeat Captain America", but as a solid answer I would say "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger". How about you, Tachihara?
Tachihara: Probably "road work ahead".
Jouno: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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Teruko: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Tecchou will and will not eat.
Jouno: Grass? Yes!
Teruko: Moss? Yes!!
Jouno: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Teruko: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Jouno: Worms? Sometimes!
Teruko: Rocks? Usually nah.
Jouno: Twigs? Usually!
Teruko: Fukuchi's cooking? Inconclusive!
Tachihara: How did you... test this?
Teruko: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Tachihara: ... I don't know how to feel about this.
Fukuchi: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Jouno: *screams*
Teruko: *screams louder to establish dominance*
Tachihara: Should we... do something..?
Tecchou: No, I wanna see who wins.
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If Tecchou got drunk:
Tecchou: Don't worry, I got a few knives up my sleeve.
Tachihara: I think you mean cards.
Jouno: The correct saying is, I got a few cards up my sleeve.
Tecchou: *pulls out three knives from sleeve* I mean what I said
Teruko: Whose idea was it to give Tecchou alcohol again?
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