HAHA PART 69 MFS 😏. Jk jk... part 16 ugh

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Day two- Gin woke up and was going to eat breakfast with the Hunting Dogs:

Gin: So what's-

Jouno: THAT'S NOT BREAKFAST TECCHOU

Tachihara holding a box of cereal: Jouno's right. Eating a bowl of marshmallows with milk is not breakfast

Tecchou: Well why don't you both stfu and let me eat my cereal

Teruko: THAT'S NOT CEREAL

Tecchou: In my eyes it is!

Tachihara, noticing Gin: Oh hi Gin!

Gin: Can I leave?

Tachihara: no it's too late now *pours cereal into bowl without milk and proceeds to eat*

Tachihara: Just grab something that's in the breakfast cupboard and eat it!

Gin: Breakfast Cupboard?

Jouno: Tecchou and Teruko have a habit of not eating breakfast foods for breakfast. So we made a cupboard of breakfast.

Gin, nodding: Oh ok.... *looks over at Teruko* Why are you drinking Pepsi?

Teruko: because it's breakfast..? Duh *rolls eyes and drinks Pepsi*

Gin: That's..... not.. Breakfast...

Teruko, slams down soda can: Well you haven't even had breakfast! So that means I'm doing better than you!

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Day two-The Hunting Bitc- I mean Hunting Dogs and Gin decided to play Truth or Dare in the living room:

Gin: truth or dare Tecchou?

Tecchou: dare

Gin: Ok I dare you to-

Tachihara: We aren't allowed to give Tecchou dares

Gin, confused: why?

Tachihara: Tecchou tell Gin what we said

Tecchou, rolls eyes: because I have no regard to my own safety, wellbeing, or body

Gin: why?

Jouno: lets just say once we gave him the dare to jump off a building....

Teruko: He almost did it! If it wasn't for Jouno he'd be dead!

Gin: Are Jouno and Tecchou, like together or something?

Jouno and Teruko at the same time:

Jouno: No!

Teruko: Yes!

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They continued playing until Tecchou left to go eat a snack:

Teruko, serious: Jouno, truth or dare

Tachihara: Teruko what are you planning

Gin: Don't worry, me and her talked about it and it's not dangerous

Jouno: dare....?

Teruko, smiling evilly: I'm gonna show you a video and you have to listen to it, then do it!

Jouno, sighs: ok

Time skip: Tecchou is back:

Jouno: Hey Tecchou what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Tecchou, sitting down: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.

Jouno: Ok, love you too. I'll just ask Teruko.

It takes Tecchou a few seconds but eventually processes it and blushes like a tomato

Jouno: Holy shit calm down your heartbeat is annoying

Gin: and they aren't together?

Teruko, sighing: nope....

Tachihara: It's their choice, they'll get together eventually.

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Day two-After lunch:

Teruko: YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT!

Jouno: Oh yeah? WELL YOU'RE THE IDIOT WHO THINKS THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING YOU DO, BUT YOU CAN'T! WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD BITCH!!!

Jouno: I'M LEAVING AND BRINGING TECCHOU WITH ME! *reaches next to him and grabs Tecchou, who was just blankly staring towards the distance*

Gin: You can't just leave! You need to pay me my money!

Jouno: FUCK YOUR MONEY TERUKO WILL PAY

Gin, looks at Teruko: Pay up.

Teruko: I'm not paying you shit!

Gin, pulling out a gun: PAY UP NOW

Teruko, grabbing her sword: I TOLD YOU! I AIN'T PAYING SHIT, IF ANYTHING TECCHOU SHOULD PAY

Jouno, taking out his sword: DON'T YOU DARE BRING TECCHOU INTO THIS

Tecchou, who was still being held by Jouno and was just questioning everything.

Tachihara: And that's enough Monopoly for today! *starts cleaning it all up*

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Day two-The five are eating dinner now, but Fukuchi was murdered.

Teruko: You're acting pretty carefree for someone who's life's at stake. Who's to say you aren't the killer?

Jouno: It's a murder, not a tax audit. I'll be fine.

Teruko: What about Tachihara? Nobody ever suspects Tachihara!

Tachihara: Well what about Gin? Gin has a gun!

Gin: Tecchou has a sword!

Tecchou: Yeah, for fun, not for murder! *stabs Jouno in the arm*

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Day two-Before they all went to bed

Gin: *wants to know where they're sleeping cause they forgot* Hey I forgot where-

Gin: *sees Teruko shoving Tecchou into the washing machine while Jouno records and Tachihara watches*

Gin: *retreating* I remember.

(Osa: for context they wanted to see if someone could survive in a washing machine while it was on and Tecchou volunteered as tribute)

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