(Hunting Dogs saying things that I have said that I think they would say. It's like 12 am rn leave me alone. PLEASE give me ideas for the week!)
Tachihara: YOU FUCKED A COW!?
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Teruko: *Holding up a mysterious bottle of some sort of mixture* Should I drink this?
Tachihara: What's in it?
Teruko: Some activator, glitter, and some other shit
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Tecchou: I don't know how to do the macarena tho-
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Jouno: Picturing a young kid falling off a building just seems funny to me idk
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Teruko: BE AN ANGRY LITTLE GREMLIN
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Jouno: Technically when someone asks you to give CPR to their dick you can A: do compressions or B: use your mouth. So if you ask me to give CPR to your dick be ready to hear a fucking crack
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Tachihara: I'm the most sane one here!
*Proceeds to almost break down crying*
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Tecchou: I am in pajamas! I sleep in jeans!
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Teruko: I am on two hours of sleep, a suicide plan in my head, stress, multiple due assignments and projects and shit, the song CPR playing in my head, and two Sweet Tart ropes, try me bitch-
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Fukuchi: Sometimes I feel like everybody hates me
*Everybody doesn't respond and just continues chatting like nothing just happened*
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Tecchou: I'M NOT A DOG
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Tachihara: Now, I'm on multiple things. But drugs is not one of them-
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Jouno: Do you ever just want to kill yourself in the most brutal way possible so that you can laugh at yourself because you find that sort of shit entertaining but then you realize you don't like pain?
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Tachihara or Teruko: Listen, if I was to overdose on something. I'd be eating bottles of Flintstone vitamins
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Tecchou: Wait what?
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Tecchou: I believe that Dumbledore and Grindelwald had a romantic relationship at some point because they were described as "closer than brothers". Plus have you seen the way Dumbledore looks at Grindelwald in the mirror of erised!? He can see ANYTHING he wants, yet it's memories of him and Grindelwald
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Jouno: Are you gonna use the fact I'm a Slytherin against me!? Like "that's what a Slytherin would say" or "thats what a Slytherin would do"!!!???
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Jouno: They died for plot development. Guess it sucks to suck
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Anyone: If you don't give that back I will kill you!
Tachihara: Alright bet-
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(PLEASE PUT ANY IDEAS HERE I NEED THEM-)
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Hunting Bitchs
DiversosHunting dogs as incorrect quotes because I have a single braincell. I forgot the one bitches name. Ignore misspellings and shit. I made the first couple at like fucking 11 pm. PLEASE GIVE ME IDEAS AND CONSIDER VOTING, RECOMMENDING, AND CHECKING OUT...
