I DO NOT own Bob's Burgers. This is just for entertainment purposes.
TANNER'S POV:
Today was a rather slow day at Bob's Burgers. It was so slow to where we did some things to pass the time. I was outside with Mr. Belcher, Louise, and Gene. Mr. B was using the hose to wash off the sidewalk a little, while Louise and Gene were using trash that float and have them go along with the current of the hose stream. I stood at the end to pick up the trash.
Pesto: Bob! Hey! Whoo!
(Whistles) Bob! Hey, I think you missed a spot!
Oh, never mind.
That's just your mustache!
Pesto/Trev: (Laughing)
Trev: (Overlapping) Ka-boom!
Bob: Ha-ha. Ha-ha, Jimmy! Good one. Uh, at least I could grow one.
You can't!
Gene? Louise? Tanner? How about a "ka-boom"?
Louise: You can do better than that, dad.
Gene: Yeah, step it up.
Bob: Okay, you do better. Give me something.
Louise: How about, I don't know...
Nice shoes, Jimmy. Do they make them for men, too? Ha!
Tanner: Or, how about, "Light travels faster than sound, which is why you seemed bright until you spoke".
Louise: Oh! Ohohoho!!
Gene: Burn!
Bob: Those, uh... those are good. Hey, Ji...😐
Oh. They're gone.
(Inside Bob's Burgers)
Bob: God, I hate Jimmy Pesto with his crappy food and all his... customers.
Linda: Oh, forget about your silly rivalry for one minute.
Bob, listen, come here.
Tina's birthday's coming up, and I think we should do something special since she's turning 13.
This is the year she becomes a woman.
Bob: Yeah, I don't want to hear this.
Linda: Bob, she deserves a special party this year.
Louise: If what it says in her diary is true, then I'd say she needs it. A lot.
Gene: It's true.
Bob: Wait. You read her diary?
Linda: Yeah.
Louise: What I can stomach.
Linda: I just skim it to make sure she's not on drugs.
Bob: What... what does it say?
Linda: It says, "I'm not on drugs."
Gene: It's pretty rough. But she thinks things will really turn around this year.
Louise: Yeah, she dubbed it the "Year of Tina."
Bob: Why is everyone reading her diary?
Tanner: I didn't even know she had one.
Gene: It's well-written.
Louise: She's better on the page than in person.
Gene: And what if the nazis get us, and it's all we have of our family?
Bob: (Chuckles) Okay, fine. We'll make this birthday extra-special.
Linda: All right. Tina, sweetie, come here.
Tina: Yeah?
Linda: Listen, baby, we'd like you to have and extra-special 13th birthday party.
So, take your time, and think about what would make the perfect party.
Tina: I'd like it to be a boy-girl party.
Bob: Mm-hmm. Mm.
Tina: With mingling.
I want to close the restaurant and invite my whole class over.
Bob: No.
Tina: And I want there to be a dj, and dancing, and a smoke machine.
Bob: Mmm-mm.
Tina: And about two hours into the party, I want there to be a moment where I see Jimmy Jr. . .
Bob: Mmm.
Tina: Across the room . . .
Bob: Hmm.
Tina: And we're pulled toward each other.
Bob: Mmm-mm.
Tina: We meet under the disco ball, mm. And we kiss until our bodies and souls become one.
Bob: 😑Oh, God.
Tina: And it's my first kiss.
Bob: Mm.
Tina: And it's perfect, and I remember it forever.
Louise: (Overlapping) Freak.
Gene: (Overlapping) Scary.
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Male OC x Louise Belcher | A Bob's Burgers Fanfic
HumorTanner Sterling -- a young boy who looks a bit older for his age (13), who's also experienced at the great outdoors, and pretty much anything physical left home to become a explore. When he returned, everything he loved, and cared for was gone. Join...
