I DO NOT own Bob's Burgers. This is just for entertainment purposes.
Tanner's POV:
After a long day, we're all having dinner together.
No POV:
Linda: So, Bobby, what are we gonna say to the bank manager tomorrow? If we don't get those loans restructured, we're up a creek. Screwed Creek.
Bob: Don't worry, Lin. I got it all worked out. Very convincing stuff.
Linda: Let's hear it.
Bob: All right.
Louise: Action!
Bob: (clears throat) As you know, sir, we have several loans with your institution, all "past due." But what does "past due" even mean, you know?
Tanner: I like it!
Gene: It's brilliant! There's no such thing as time.
Linda: Gene was past due, and he came out fine.
Gene: I wish I stayed in there! (goes under table)
Linda: Hey. Get out of there. Gene!
Gene: Let me in!
Linda: (overlapping) Gene!
Gene: Let me back in!
Linda: Bob!
Bob: Oh, God.
Linda: This is your son.
Louise: Sorry, Gene. No backsies.
Gene: You can't put the candy back in mom's wrapper.
Tina: You know, I have a savings account at First Oceanside. So, I might have some pull over there.
Bob: Thanks, Teen, but I think I got this covered.
The next day - At the bank . . .
Bank Manager: No.
Bob: Look, I know we owe money and my credit score's on the low side, but...
Bank Manager: It is the low side, Bob. It's kind of an inside joke around here. Hmm.
Bob: (laughs): That's funny-- but I would still like you to look at the loan.
Bank Manager: No.
Bob: Well, it's really important that...
Bank Manager: Bob, I have to take this call.
Bob: That's... not a phone.
Bank Manager: Well I... I still have to take it.
Bob: Great. Well, then I will, leave you your piece of paper phone call. I just wish that you... (bank manager holds up index finger) nope. You know what, forget it!
"Always on your side." Ha! I'll make a scene! (Bops the cutout but fixes it.) Um... I'm gonna leave.
Bob leaves and holds door for a suspicious guy . . .
((MICKEY'S DEBUT))
???: Hey, thanks, man.
. . . and almost gets hit by a dick driving a jeep.
Bob: Whoa!
Creep: Get a car, idiot! . . . Gonna check on my money.
At Bob's Burgers . . .
Bob: The bank manager didn't go for it. And he was mean.
(Sirens blaring)
Linda: My God, Bobby, what'd you do?
Bob: Nothing. I just punched a cardboard cutout guy. I didn't even punch it, I just flicked it.
Linda: Oh, Bobby.
With the kids walking home . . .
Louise: Man, I got to do this stupid essay for English class on "someone important to me."
Tina: I'd write about the guy who flies the helicopter on The Bachelor.
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Male OC x Louise Belcher | A Bob's Burgers Fanfic
HumorTanner Sterling -- a young boy who looks a bit older for his age (13), who's also experienced at the great outdoors, and pretty much anything physical left home to become a explore. When he returned, everything he loved, and cared for was gone. Join...
