My brother,

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Me: asleep in bath
Kid: "is she symmetrical?" *paces*
Me: *snores*
Kid: *screams*
Me:KID IM SYMMETRICAL NOW LEAVE! (My gosh!)
Kid: "if you say so" *walks away*
Me: *waits a minute, dances, falls on face in water*
Kid: *worriedly runs back from the sound of splashing* "are you okay?"
Me: *doesn't answer*
Kid: *rushes in*
Me: KID!! *stands up
Kid: *nose bleeds* "BYE!"
Me: oh crap. *sits*

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