alcoholic Hermit

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"Yes."

" Well let's just hope the both of them aren't where I think they are." - Mumbo

"What ?"  - doc

" Uh i have trauma from a place G gose to the most. "

" And that is ?" Doc wondered.

" His in real life house." Mumbo replied, fear in him.

"COMMUNISM! " Shouted a player who broke into Hermitcraft, pointing at Scar and Cub.

" We Corncorp get it right." Cub said.

" What's the difference?" Doc asked Mumbo.

"The image." Mumbo answered

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With Shishwhambamb.

'.... Hermitcraft meeting. Where are the hermits ?' the admin thought.

" Hey X!"

"Hey Scar. Do you know where the rear of the hermits are ?" X asked the frequently dieing hermit.

" There's a meeting?"

"Yup."

"........ I'll text the others" scar ran out of the room.

" Alone again. Alone. :("

Sad Xisuma noises could be heard from his base.

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With the drunk hermits

"No- *hic* way dId *hic* you get a -* hic* gun and muŗrrdered À Bunny hy- bird !" Ren spoke?

" I diiiiiiid hahaha!" High Grian said" He was soooooooooo fu--ing anoying like how scar was in thiŗrrrrrŗd life as a réeeeeeeeed. Ha!"

They both laughed.

Then the doorbell rang.

"Shiiiíííit- whom Ißssssss -? Where it from ?" Grian asked.

"Go an- answer the the doooor" Ren then said.

Grian stood up drunkenly walked towards the front door looked who it was and sobered up real fast.

He opened the door.

" H-hey ! Uh what are you guys doing here?" He greeted them.

" We came to find you and Ren." The hybrid replied.

" Come in please. Uh I'll be right back !"  He then ran to where Ren was.

" HERMITS.  Here . Now . "

" Oh shit."

Ren then he two was sober.

Both walked to Mumbo and Doc, who are waiting in the kitchen.

" Uh what you guys doing right now?" Ren asked.

" G. You told me you quit before season 6." Mumbo said holding beer, whiskey and cigarettes in his hands.

" Uh I did. But then Sam came back and.. , you know him.  Heh." Grian tried to lie.

"..." Mumbo put wat he was holding onto the counter and left the house. Doc stayed.

" I can help you both to get rid of them." He offered.

Ren was willing to try and quit drinking. Grian not so much.

The three of them left to go to Hermitcraft for the meeting.

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The admin of Hermitcraft sat on his chair. Waiting for the hermits to arrive. Now waiting for 3 hermits who need to log on, and Bdubs to wake up from his sleep. He took a sip of his tea.

" Who are we still waiting for ?" Stress asked.

" Brian, Ren and Doc," Kerilais answered.

"Ah. "

The trio got to the meeting and bdubs woke up.

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Mumbo wasn't very happy to see Grian.

- Kriss

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