The Not So Caped Baldy (opm x mha)

New Arrivals

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The sound of fork hitting a plate echoed through the living room.

"Hm, this is good,"

Black sperm said as he dug into his plate of food.

Saitama, however, sat with both hands on his knee. On the table was broken devise.

*bark

Black sperm looked down at rover and back at his food. He got a piece of pork with the fork and put it over rover, who instantly bit the pork and fork. Black looked at it and just dropped the rest of the fork, which rover ate.

"So, you know how to fix it?"

Saitama began to sweat.

"No.....I wish genos was here he could probably do it"

Black jumped off the seat and walked to saitama, only his tenticle being visible.

"Yeah, I told him to come, but he said something about the magnetic force of the in-between univurses could tip him apart or something like that."

Black sat on the opposite side.

"Know anyone smart here who could?"

Saitama shrugged.

"Hey, how did you find me anyways?"

Black pointed at the devise.

"Allows me to find anomalies, but for some reason, it didn't register you as one, which is weird."

"That doesn't answer my question."

Black pointed at Rover.

"We might have been in a different universe, but you still smell like you, which means your habits haven't changed,"

"You saying I smell?"

Saitama said, raising his brow.

Black just waved it off.

"No, no, how would the Americans put it?"

He said, tapping his chin.

"You smell cheap,

A tick grew on saitamas head.

"Hey, but don't worry, at least here you have hair,"

At this saitama felt a little relieved.

"I guess you're right,"

Black got closer as if to wisper and gave a smug smile while pointing at the room yu was sleeping.

"And you got yourself a hotty,"

At this saitama slightly blushed.

"Y-yeah,"

"And another thing, what's that thing you do with your mouth?"

Black said, confusing saitama.

"What?"

"That moving your lip"

"S-smile?"

In response, Black smacked his knee.

"Yeah, wow, I didn't think you knew what that word meant."

He raised a brow.

"Yeah, you're always."

Black jokingly makes the face saitama always made back then.

*pffft

"No, I dont,"

Saitama said, looking away.

"So, how are things?"

"Back home? There's not much going on. They rebuilding the association, but that's about it."

Saitama leaned back.

"Anyone noticed I'm gone?"

Black tapped his chin.

"Metal head is freaking out, king is depressed, and old fart is patiently waiting, the twerp is helping, that's about it."

He finished off shrugging.

"I guess my parents have called either,"

"Nope."

Black said.

"Right."

Saitama grew a slight frown.

"Ay, don't worry about it, baldy, everyone's fine."

"Don't call me that,"

He said plainly.

"Anyways, what can you tell me about this world. Cause not too long ago I was attacked by leafs"

He said poking his not present ear.

"I don't know, almost all of them have powers, but here they call him quirks,"

Black raised a brow.

"Really? Quirks?"

"I know, that's what they call their abilities."

Black rubbed the back of his neck.

"Anyways, tell me more about this world. It might take a while for us to get back."

After a few hours.

Yu opened her eyes, and she yawned at stretched her good arm. She looked down and noticed she was in bed.

As she got up, she walked out the door and heard conversation.

"?"

She began walking downstairs until she noticed saitama talking to seemingly Noone, but it wasn't until she stepped closer that she noticed a little Black man. (Not racial).

"Umm."

She said, trying to get their attention.

"Oh, you're awake,"

Saitama said, standing up and smiling.

"W-whos your friend"

Black said nothing.

"Oh, this is...."

"It's best you just call me black,"

He said, extending his arm, which yu hesitantly shook.

Yu sat down next to saitama.

"So, um, what brings you here?"

Black hesitated and turned to saitama. When he shook his head, he improvised.

"Well, I'm here to see an old friend,"

He said, faking a smile.

*roof

Rover jumped on yu's lap, which startled her.

"What kind of dog is this?"

She said both arms extended back.

"I don't know,"

Saitama said, tilting his head.

"That's rover, don't worry, he won't bite......I think."

Black said, tilting his head and waiting for Rover to do anything, but to his suprise, he just rested and slept.

"Seems he likes you,"

He said emotionless.

"W-what do I do!?"

Black shrugged.

"Let him rest, I guess."

He turned to saitama.

"So where will I sleep?"

He said, resting his arms behind his back and putting his feet up on the table.

As night arrived, Black was seen sleeping on the floor with a blanket while rover slept on the couch.

"This sucks....."

A/N: Well, that's it for this chapter. Next chapter, hopefully, we will see some action. And in case i dont see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.