u fell asleep on him (texting)

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-MATTHEOS PHONE-

NO UR STUPID

STUPID

Tom

Tom

TOMMY TOMMY

TOM

TOM


TOM IDIOT

NO U R STUPID

Wtf

What do you want

???

STUPID

y/n's asleep on me

NO U R STUPID

....

And?

STUPID

(your nickname)

Is

Asleep

on

me

NO UR STUPID

Dumbass

STUPID

TOMM!

NO UR STUPID

Just relax godamn

Wait

She's asleep?

STUPID

Yes

NO UR STUPID

You're sure?

STUPID

It's the cutest thing

NO UR STUPID

Okay so first off ew

Second off wtf

U know how she is

STUPID

YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW?
I'm freaking out

NO UR STUPID

bro me too

STUPID

SHES NTO AASLEPE ON YOU

omg she just grabbed my shirt

NO UR STUPID

Mattheo

STUPID
I can't

I think I'm dying

do you think my heartbeat will wake her up

NO UR STUPID

no stupid

ffs

god its like you-

oh wait! you haven't gotten any action in a while

STUPID

stfu

not while I'm in crisis mode

NO UR STUPID

crisis mode? is this not like your dream?

STUPID

I mean

you're not lying

NO UR STUPID

when do I ever?

STUPID

we can get into that another time
when Y/N Y/L/N is not ASLEEP on me


NO UR STUPID

ffs man

chill out

STUPID

Do you know if she ever slept in front of yk
before all the shit went down

NO UR STUPID

I don't think so

Damn she must really trust u

took her two years to sleep in front of Pansy

she doesn't even sleep in front of Harry and they're like cousins or something

STUPID

:))))

NO UR STUPID

Dumbass


A/n:
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