Mattheo Riddle One shots

cute texts compilation

cute texts compilation

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me:
I need a favor..

M:
wassup?

me:
will u ask me out so that we can date and then break up with me right after so that I can listen to Olivia Rodrigo's new album in full affect with a broken heart?😁

M:
sure
Will u be my girlfriend?

me:
OMG yess!!
....

M:
Yeah I'm not doing the last part so you might as well forget about it.

me:
☝️😃
Sir-

M:
nope go away
we're dating now, that's how this works

me:
but-

M:
😁

me:
I fucking hate you

M:
mhm

Love you too, idiot

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me:
it's raining
the ground has freckles

M:
t

hat's fucking adorable
you're fucking adorable
and adorably fuckable

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me:
being a girl sucks

M:
being my girl wouldn't

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me:
you're pretty

M:
what?

me:
you're pretty

M:
fuck
I need to see u now

me:
it's 2am

M:
I'm walking to your dorm now
I need to see you

me:
NOO
my roomie is asleep

M:
idgaf

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M:
you're so damn short

me:
well put some inches in me

M:
huh?

me:
huh?
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me:
I love you a lot

M:
I love you more

me:
no

M:
You're shorter than me so your love capacity isn't as strong as mine, so it's physically impossible for you to love me more

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me:
you're making me smile

M:
Wait what
snap me
I can't miss it

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M:
Go fuck yourself

me:
fuck me yourself you coward

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me:
wanna come over and eat
what my mom made

M:
what'd she make?

me:
me

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M:
I want to pin u

me:
like on snap?

M:
no against a wall

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M:
We're like cocoa and marshmallows

me:
why?

M:
you're hot and I want to be on top of you

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