SDS... Again

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To clear something up

This rant isn't about the story. But instead, the fandom. Specifically, the fanfiction community.

I can't speak on the general fandom, because I don't care nor participate in fandoms. Because I know its probably just a shit show.

Now, I was looking for stories on fanfiction.net. Specifically, seven deadly sins stories.

Melizabeth.

Let me state my opinion.

I do not care for Elizabeth.

She is mid. Mid as fuck. She's a well written character, yes. Is she attractive? 5/10.

Meh.

And it infuriated me. Like bro, Diane isn't much better. Hotter than Elizabeth, yes. But that's only a 6/10 or a 7/10.

I said this the last time, but my favourite is Melascula. Leotards are nice, couple that with the pink thigh-highs, nice.

And yet, among over one thousand stories.

Three.

You shitting me? Hell, i saw barely any derieri either.

It's either Melizabeth, Estarosa and Elizabeth or Zeldris and Gelda.

Or Mpreg.

Sadly I saw quite a few.

I get that they are two main characters, yes. It's a cute premise, your clichéd star crossed lovers story. But there is such a thing as oversaturation.

My top three are as follows:

1: Melascula

2: Derieri

3: Jericho

All three of which are way better than Elizabeth or Diane, yet get not even a tenth of the representation.

It amazes me. Usually I try to keep these at least somewhat PG or avoid directly sexual topics. But my guy, 2 fucking pages on R34! Jericho has 2 pages.

Derieri has 3.

Melascula has 6.

I know I'm being a horny bastard, but you see my fucking username.

Seven deadly sins is a well established series that's been known about and running for a long time. Yet theres so little of the good looking characters, and even then! It looks like shit!

I might just have high standards, but God fucking damn it, the quality is noticeably bad.

Anyway, just a slight issue.

See ya.

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