Pursuit of Happiness | Taz Skylar [1]

021. groupchat

[zoe, bree & faye]

bree
half of the people we invited to the engagement party won't get back to me on whether they're coming or not
i'm going to rip my hair out
and then scream at someone
and then go back to ripping out my hair

faye
don't do that

zoe
just tell people to fuck off if they can't rsvp
it's basic fucking courtesy

bree
i know that
you know that
apparently jay's grandmother does not
nor do some of the people i went to high school with

zoe
why the fuck are you inviting people you went to high school with

bree
why wouldn't i?

zoe
i was under the impression that everyone hides when they see people they went to high school with
is that not everyone? is that really just me?

bree
yes

faye
no

bree
really??

zoe
YES I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I LIKED YOU

faye
in my defence, i went to a religious all girls school
which as a lesbian, was not fun

zoe
let me guess, apart from the all girls part?

faye
meh
most of them were straight girls who thought i was always trying to look up their dresses
but would get offended if i told them that i wasn't into them

bree
that sounds like a time

faye
that's one way to put it
so yeah, i kind of ignore anyone i see from high school

bree
that's fair
so i had a bridezilla moment

zoe
what did this bridezilla moment entail?

bree
i texted everyone who hadn't rsvp'd yet and told them that if they didn't give me or jay an answer within the next week, then they would be refused entry to the engagement party

faye
even jay's grandmother?

bree
. . . maybe

zoe
GO OFF

faye
i love that for you

bree
i feel so bad
i don't want to be a bridezilla

faye
honey, you're not

zoe
it's not a bridezilla moment, it's called standing up for yourself
if people can't do something basic like tell you if they can make it, then they don't get to be invited

bree
i know, but i still feel like i'm being a bitch

zoe
you're not
now if i hear you refer to yourself as a bridezilla again, i will come down there and fight you myself