Pursuit of Happiness | Taz Skylar [1]

105. groupchat

[zoe, bree & faye]

bree
i need someone to talk me out of just eloping again
jay's grandmother is driving me nuts

zoe
you deadass have a week until the wedding it is quite literally too late for that

bree
ugh fuck my life

faye
what's going on?

bree
she tried to tell me i can't have a white wedding dress because i'm not innocent and there's proof of it now

zoe
what the fuck
you're barely even showing
and you definitely can't tell in your dress

bree
i'm not saying it makes sense

faye
is this the same grandmother that refused to rsvp?

bree
yes unfortunately

faye
where did they find this woman
she sounds like she's from the dark ages

bree
she acts like it to be honest

faye
i will pour wine on her if you need

bree
honestly that would probably make it worse because she would assume that i asked you to do it

zoe
i mean
listen
i now have a reputation for being difficult
i can be difficult if you need me to be

bree
don't tempt me

zoe
taz just said that he would help make it look like this is a thing that i do at weddings

faye
DO IT

bree
you're all menaces
faye, you're a menace for encouraging this
zoe, you are a menace for coming up with it
and tell taz he's a menace for offering to be your accomplice

zoe
lmao he said it's a small price pay

bree
ffs OF COURSE HE DID

faye
wouldn't it feel great though?

bree
it would
but no
we can't

zoe
😂😂
the offer's there if you want it

bree
honestly i just need another spa day

zoe
i think we're a bit too close for me to swing that, but i was thinking about getting some stuff for myself for the night before anyways so i can get a kind of normal sleep, but i can grab some stuff for all of us if you want? it won't be anything like our spa day, but it'll be something at least

bree
you're such a blessing honestly
i will take anything right now
i'm so stressed i feel like my head's going to explode

zoe
don't explode your head you're too sexy

bree
😂😂
you're so dumb

zoe
you love me though