Pursuit of Happiness | Taz Skylar [1]

025. groupchat

[zoe, taz, bree & jay]

jay
bree has just informed me that we're all friends again
therefore i have deemed it necessary to revive this groupchat

bree
why was this your first reaction

jay
fuck idk

zoe
goddamn i forgot we had this
i honestly thought it got deleted

taz
no i think we all just migrated to different chats

zoe
fair enough
hey can you guys convince taz to still take me rock climbing?

bree
absolutely not

jay
you can fuck right off with that

taz
i'll still take you, just wait until after the engagement party
it's only a couple of weeks away, you'll survive

zoe
think i'll die actually

bree
how are you feeling?

zoe
better
i can actually look at screens now without feeling the need to rip my eyeballs out of my skull

taz
probably because i made you actual food instead of letting you eat shit

jay
my man are you a wizard
how did you do that

zoe
mans was like "i trained as a chef" and i was like "okay prove it"

taz
that is actually what happened

jay
when did you train as a chef
am i missing something

bree
HE TOLD US THIS LIKE A YEAR AGO
where have you been

jay
under a rock i guess

taz
i need you to know that zoe just said that all the elden ring has rotted your brain
and i kind of agree

bree
i also agree
i know the difference between a strength build and a faith build and i hate myself for it

jay
strength build make brain go brrrrrrr
wait are you still there?
we can come take over if you want

taz
i called nate, he's coming over with ethan soon
apparently ethan's been really worried
once they get here i'm going to go to the a hotel and sleep for a bit
then i might come back

zoe
i'm grateful for it, but you guys don't need to babysit me

bree
the only person who could get you to eat some real fucking food was taz
i love you but you're an overgrown toddler and you do kind of need to be looked after

taz
about that
nate and ethan just showed up
they brought mcdonald's
so there goes the streak of zoe eating real food

jay
for fuck's sake

zoe
i am ready to eat absolute junk

jay
what else is new