There once was a man from Spain
Whose girlfriend lived in Ukraine
He got in his car
And he drove very far
Just to find that his girl was a pain.
In Germany there was a man
Who never made any plans
He soon met a girl
Whose face made him hurl
To the Alps so quickly he ran!
In Belgium there was a rat
Who wore a big fluffy hat
He shared an old house
With his good friend the mouse
But then he got ate by a cat!
Once I went to Greece
On vacation with my niece
I gave her some money
To go buy a bunny
In hopes that she'd leave me in peace!
In Poland there was a bull
Who carried a bag of wool
He sheared all the sheep
While they were asleep
Until his bag was full.
Once I went to Norway
In hopes of having a day
"Don't go out" I was told
So I caught a bad cold
Because I swam in the bay.
Do you know the wind in Hungary?
Some would call it quite blustery
But oh, I dare say
It's much better than Norway
For here the weather is summery!
In Austria there is a singer
Who used to work as a bell ringer
And upon his last chime
He ran out of time
So his boss put him through the wringer!
There was a music composer in Italy
Whose music was played so prettily
He played the bassoon
On Friday afternoon
But he acted noncommittally.
Do you remember the Polish bull?
The one with a bag of wool?
He traveled to Serbia
And then got a hernia
Because of the cart he would pull!
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Silly Rhymes from a Silly Man
HumorA collection of silly limericks, from the mind of the world's silliest man.
