Silly Rhymes from a Silly Man

Bus

Now sit right down and let's discuss

That silly ride called Silly Bus

Riding up without a fuss

And riding down that solid truss

It's a Silly Bus, and that's a plus

The company is owned by Russ

You can hop right in all nonpluss

And say hello to the driver, Gus

Now say no more, let's ride the bus

It's coming down here just for us

Leave the stop, now, don't you buss

If you lick that stuff, you'll get some pus

Put the seatbelt, don't make a fuss

If you hit your head, you WILL concuss

Your head will then look like a pileus!

Now hush your mouth before you cuss

Now let's get off the bus!

We shouldn't have trusted Gus

 Because his license is expired...