Silly Rhymes from a Silly Man

Sleep

The chickens went cheep

They're now counting sheep

There's no doubt at all

It's time to go sleep

The cows are all tired

A new bed's been aquired

Thought it's a bit small

It's the one that I desired

I brushed my teeth, and then had a shave

A glass of warm milk is what I would crave

But...

Oh wait, that's can't be...

THE COWS ARE HAVING A RAVE!

They're playing reggaeton, dancehall, and techno

Disco, rock, heavy metal? Heck no!

This public disturbance shall not stand

I don't want to hear another segno!

I asked them to turn the music off

Only to be met with a scoff

I then marched up to the band

And challenged them to a face-off!

They laughed at me and let me be

They kicked me out with utmost glee

And from the party I was soon banned

So to them I shouted "get in the sea!"

The next day came, the cows were asleep

But me, I got not a wink of sleep

And I know that come next fall

 I'll buy a new house on the cheap!