This is the house I live in.
There is a mouse who lives in the house
I live in.
There is a cat who likes to attack
The mouse who lives in the house
I live in.
There is the raccoon who likes to croon
The lovely cat who likes to attack
The mouse who lives in the house
I live in.
There is a hound to wants to drown
The cute raccoon who likes to croon
The lovely cat who likes to attack
The mouse who lives in the house
I live in.
There is a horse who finds it coarse
To talk to the hound who wants to drown
The cute raccoon who likes to croon
The lovely cat who likes to attack
The mouse who lives in the house
I live in.
There is a maid who always played
With the old horse who finds it coarse
To talk to the hound who wants to drown
The cute racoon who likes to croon
The lovely cat who likes to attack
The mouse who lives in the house
I live in.
There is a farmer who acts like a charmer
To the cute maid who always played
With the old horse who finds it coarse
To talk to the hound who wants to drown
The cute racoon who likes to croon
The lovely cat who likes to attack
The mouse who lives in the house
I live in.
There is a priest who loves to feast
Who is the brother of the farmer who acts like a charmer
To the cute maid who always played
With the old horse who finds it coarse
To talk to the hound who wants to drown
The cute racoon who likes to croon
The lovely cat who likes to attack
The mouse who lives in the house
I live in.
I have a girlfriend who wants to intend
To be wed by the priest who loves to feast
Who is the brother of the farmer who acts like a charmer
To the cute maid who always played
With the old horse who finds it coarse
To talk to the hound who wants to drown
The cute racoon who likes to croon
The lovely cat who likes to attack
The mouse who lives in the house
I live in.
I need to get out of here!
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Silly Rhymes from a Silly Man
HumorA collection of silly limericks, from the mind of the world's silliest man.
