Can I have a piece of cheese?
"No, we don't have cheese."
Oh please oh please oh please
Can I have a piece of cheese?
"We don't have any cheese!"
I can pay off any fees
Oh please oh please oh please
Can I have a piece of cheese?
"We have no cheese!"
Look, I've got a lot of bees
I can pay off any fees
Oh please oh please oh please
Can I have a piece of cheese?
"There is no cheese!"
I am BEGGING on my knees!
Look, I've got a lot of bees
I can pay off any fees
Oh please oh please oh please
Can I have a piece of cheese?
"WE! HAVE! NO! CHEESE!"
I came here from Belize
I am BEGGING on my knees!
Look, I've got a lot of bees
I can pay off any fees
Oh please oh please oh please
Can I have a piece of cheese?
"Alright, you win, I can get you a piece of cheese."
Oh, but I'm lactose intolerant.
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Silly Rhymes from a Silly Man
HumorA collection of silly limericks, from the mind of the world's silliest man.
