Silly Rhymes from a Silly Man

Desserts

Momma, Momma, I want some pie

It tastes so good, my oh my

I will share it with the cat

If I eat it all, I'll get fat

Yesterday I baked a cake

I made it with my best pal Jake

But his girl got green with envy

So she gave me a rant quite lengthy!

Tomorrow night I'll make some brownies

I might share them with the townies

I'll even add a special additive

Chocolate super laxative!

Know what's good for the heart?

A sweet and cold apple tart

Just remember to save a piece

For the lady with the geese!

Candy, candy, tasty and sweet

Just the thing I love to eat!

But it makes me feel so menaced

When I go and see the dentist!

My favorite dessert is so well known

Tutti Frutti ice cream cone

But it eat it slowly, please

 Lest you get the bad brain freeze!