Ah, Phillipo, phillepanyo, Phillip, or just plain Phil, whatever you want to call the handsome devil, the blond brute, the gorgeous merman, but I like to call him, PHILLIPO THE WIZARD! That evil baby, honey, beauty, stealing brute! I need her Phillip, I really, really need her. She's my one and only girl,my black widow, my beauty salon! My bartender, my sandwich Mayo, my alphabet, my umbrella in the sun or rain, the dead fish to my fisherman, (you're welcome Katelicious!) my lava flow. I love her so. (I RHYMED!) the next day I go to school, all day I'm spectating Phillip, no suspicious movement, until him and Julia Killme head behind the school, but nevermind that nothing to do with with Phil's wizarding life, hehe, haha. Never again. Unless he magically made her pregnant? Oops I'm still writing, shoot. Any ways, Phil is well, a wizard, and I do not approve. Im'a take down this mother tickler and his crimes will be no more. This is all for you Munchkin.
