FUUUUUUCCCKKK! WHYYY MEEE! ALL I WAAANNTEED WAAAASS MYYY SAOOO MAYOOOOO! WHAT THE FUUUCK PHIL-OSOPHER! Wait, Phil, osopher! Amazing! Another nickname for the green machine, the tortoise to my caterpillar, the skinny strong man. LETS GO GET THIS SON OF A BITCH! C'MON MEN! LETS GOOOOOOO! Oh, wait, I don't have any men. LETS GO GET THIS SON OF A BITCH! C'MON MEE, LET'S GOOOOOOO! I start walking around town, furiously knocking down, I mean knocking on everyone's door. I start at 4 Melody Way. I keep going for a good hour. I knock on the door of 0007 Harbor Armstrong Keep on the other side of my town and an old women, about the age of 301 looks at me and stares. By the way just wanted to mention, she's black, like a price of poo!
