My Famous Mom (one-shots)

Pink Arm-TS

Mother: Taylor Swift
Y/n age: 6
Part 2 of Meanie

Tws: Long

(Y= Your first initial. Bare with me it's for the FAKE insta post I made.)

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Taylor

"Deep breaths princess," I chuckle to Y/n, holding the laughing gas over her mouth,

"Y/n baby, you have to stop laughing," I laugh
"I can't!" She laughs from under the mask

"Monkeys can't do handstands!" She cracks up referring to her hospital gown

"Omg," I laugh using my free hand to rub my face,

Y/n is already a giggly child, she's constantly laughing or making jokes.
I guess it makes sense since her names
Y/n Marjorie-Joy Swift.

She's joyful.

But this gas has just amplified it and I've enjoyed it so far.
Her giggles and her being no longer in pain makes me feel even better.

I take the mask off her face placing it on the tray next to me.

"mOm?" Y/n says her voice cracking
"Yeah," I answer pulling my chair closer to the bed

"Hahaha," she just laughs
"What?" I scoff playfully
"There's a giraffe on the wall!" She exclaims like it's the funniest thing in the world.
"Woah," she says looking up at the roof

"MoMmA! Everything's spooning!" She yells
"Sh, sh, sh," I laugh
"You gotta try and keep it down, what do you mean everything's spooning?" I question lifting my eyebrows in a mix of confusion and amusement.

"It's going vosh, vosh," she says pointing her finger in the air and spinning it.
"Ohh is the room spinning?"
"Yeah," she states licking her lips

My stomach growls which scares Y/n
"Mom! There's a monster in here!" She yells
"No that was my tummy, no monsters," I reassure patting my stomach
"Right, right," she agrees and licks her lips again

"Why is the sky blue?" Y/n questions
"Umm I think it has something to do with reflections and the ocean," I answer
"Don't you learn this in school?" I joke, pulling out my phone to quickly text  Mom

That's like the tenth question she's asked me, I'll give it to her this one was easier than
'Why are we alive?'

"Mom, I don't like school," Y/n states loudly again
"Aww don't worry babe, lots of kids hate it," I smile at her as I continue typing up the message.
"Zac is mean," she says pausing between each word
"Who's Zac?" I question more seriously my previous smile slowly dropping from my face.
I lower my phone and look at her.

"A bad guy," she says squinting
"But a real-life one,"
"Oh," I whisper turning my phone off and slipping it into my pocket
"You know my friend Melanie?" She asks me
"Yes I know Mel," I confirm nodding my head
"He's mean to her too not like he is to me,"
"She says he bullies us," Y/n says innocently, before mumbling some other nonsense

Right when I go to ask Y/n another question Dr Milo walks in

Why is everything happening so fast?