My Famous Mom (one-shots)

On stage-BE

^Inspo^
(I've changed it so this whole story is completely fiction!)

Mother: Billie Eilish

Uncle: Finneas

Y/n age: 2

Requested by: ChelseaDootson

Summary: Your Mum brings you onstage and chaos unfolds

Also I'm relatively new to the Billie Eilish fandom (I started listening to her in early-mid 2021. so i've been listening and have been a fan for a little over 3 years)

The layout for the stage is probs wrong also but on with the show!

Billie

"So do you guys want me to bring her out?" I smirk into the mic as I shuffle around on my stool and the crowd erupts
"Cuz I'll bring her on if you promise to keep it PG," I say looking down at the front rows of the crowd

"I'M TALKING TO YOU! GIRL IN THE BLUE WITH THE FAKE BOOBS!" I yell onto the mic pointing at a girl in the front row, with as you guessed it fake boobs clutched in her right hand.
"YEAH! I SEE YOU!" I exclaim as she starts to look around and act all innocent

"Do all of you promise to be good?" Finneas chuckles into his mic
"If I see anything 'Booby' being thrown onstage or anything being thrown onstage,"
"Imma throw hands," I exclaim half-jokingly as open my eyes wide

"So you gonna go grab her?" Finneas smiles giddly into the mic

he just adores his niece

"Wait! she's just in the bathroom with Maggie!" Trevor tells us hurriedly over our earpieces

"I'll go grab her in a minute," I smile excitedly as I adjust my shirt

"So what could we do, for an april fools prank?" Finneas says with a devilishly smug look on his face
"I don't know I've been trying to think of one," I chuckle remembering our pre-show conversation

And before I have even another second to think my fucking dumbass of a brother blurts out

"BILLIE'S PREGNANT!"
"NOOOOOO!" I immediately follow up

The. Crowd. Goes. Nuts.
This fucking MORON!

"Now why would you say that?" I scold him like I do Y/n
"April fools," he says into the mic quietly
"I'm not pregnant again guys," I say brushing stage dirt off my knees

I look around the sold out stadium to see
Every. Single. Person. Standing

THIS IS NOT THE STANDING OVATION I WANTED FINNEAS

I raise my hands out to the sides in annoyance and shock before quickly turning to Finneas and giving him my most menacing look I use on Y/n then slapping him.
Hard.

Something I don't use on Y/n.

And he just sits there smirking

"So annoying!" I exclaim into the mic rolling my eyes

I carefully pull the mic a little closer to me and as I do I say