A story about a boy and his friends watching an episode of Seinfeld. Mayhem ensues.
Cyberfeld is a story inspired by Andrew Hussie's Homestuck, with elements of Seinfeld, BoneQuest, Cyberchase, and more littered throughout.
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Earl is one of Tommy's best friends, and is the mastermind behind the whole "Seinfeld" joke that is present in their friend group. "Seinfeld" was Earl's ironic obsession, he didn't actually like "Seinfeld", he wasn't into it at all, but only seemed like he was into it as an elaborate joke. His friends are in on the joke too but Earl was the most into this joke and relished it.
During his patient waiting for Tommy's response to the call of his needs, the need for "Seinfeld", Earl got off his computer and decided to examine his room, admiring his so-called "cool and epic" posters and merchandise of "SEGA" and their franchises, like "Sonic The Hedgehog, "ToeJam and Earl", and much more. He is especially proud of his "Jet Set Radio" poster. [pictured here]
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He isn't even particularly super interested in "Jet Set Radio", out of all SEGA's franchises, its one of his least looked into, but admires its artstyle, music, and message. He has even dressed up as Beat, the guy who's on the box art of the game, for Halloween once, learned to skate just for the costume too. He's very serious when it comes to costumes.
That's not the only thing he's proud of that rests in his room, as he has a completely boxed, unopened copy of "ToeJam and Earl III: Mission to Earth". As you can see, Earl collects a ton of "SEGA" stuff, if what you're looking for has a "SEGA" logo on it, chances are Earl's got what you're looking for.
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Earl was your typical cool and funny retro collector for "SEGA" merchandise, and his friends enjoy his ramblings on "ToeJam & Earl", as he doesn't do it as much as he likes to crack jokes. Earl is a clown and fully embraces it in his friend group, as nobody is immune to Earl's jokes, he's like the funniest guy they know!
Being the funniest guy his friends know does get tiring sometimes, so when Earl gets tired, he likes to get on a site called jetsetradio.live, an online music station website for "Jet Set Radio" music and much more, and listen to his favorite soundtracks on there, especially "ToeJam & Earl". When Earl is on the site, he can be seen in chat talking to a man going by the alias "DJProfessorK", the guy who created the website AND his username comes straight from "Jet Set Radio". They talk about "SEGA" and everything about it, but every once in awhile "DJProfessorK" talks very loudly about his conspiracies, naming them "THE TRUTH" and that we must prepare for "THE FUTURE", Earl doesn't really listen to this guy's ramblings in the chat, but does catch it every once in awhile. His other friends don't really go on the site that often compared to him, like Tommy has told Earl he's only been on the site twice in his entire life.
Earl noticed he got a notification from someone pestering him on his computer, which immediately made him hop right back onto his pc and check who'd be pestering him, hoping it'd be Tommy, with an answer. It was not from Tommy.
AA: yo BE: hey AA: youve informed tom right BE: the seinfeld dvds yeah AA: hell yeah we got this shit in the bag tom always gets the good stuff BE: yeah but tommy hasnt agreed to get it yet he needs to check if his dads got extra money AA: fuck AA: we NEED those seinfeld dvds, i could not get them im too poor 8( BE: tommy can do this hes the guy hes the man AA: what does that make me then BE: idfk AA: the woman earl weve gone through this BE: yeah im just messing with you AA: well dont cause that scares the shit out of me, what if the sun vanished and the only way we could tell who is still there is whether or not you know im the woman BE: what the fuck are you talking about AA: dong licking 8D AA: ok anyways i wrote a new poem BE: thats cool whats it about this time AA: the passage of time check it out read it
Veronica sent a link, leading to a document, that included her poem.
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The ocean sways The squirrels squeak The pigeons fly And the pigs shriek The farmer yawns As the day becomes dawn And the goats fall As the season becomes autumn
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BE: woah AA: do you like my poems? BE: stfu AA: lol BE: its good i like that it rhymes thats about it i think tommy can say a ton more shit about it, yknow how he is AA: ya thats cool though yknow that 8D BE: yeah im just not into writing like you guys BE: but yknow BE: i dont gotta be a chef to try your cooking AA: you dont gotta be a homo to suck my dong lolololol BE: shut AA: 8DDDDD BE: stop it with the dong jokes AA: sorry 8( AA: would cock jokes be better 8? BE: keep this up and you wont be invited to seinfeld tv night AA: nooo!! i want to be invited to seinfeld night with my favorite nerds and birds!! AA: andys the bird BE: hows andy anyway AA: idk we need to let him know about seinfeld tv night BE: you should do the honors AA: my pleasure 8D
