1.
mk: dumbest scar stories, go!
sandy: i burned my tongue once drinking tea
pigsy: i dropped sandy's hair dryer on my leg once and it burned
mei: i have a piece of graphite in my leg from accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in first grade
tang: i was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and i got a really bad burn
mk: i have emotional scars
2.
mei: the floor is lava!
sandy: *helps pigsy onto the counter*
mei: *kicks tang off the sofa*
mk: *lays on the floor*
tang: ..are you okay?
mk: no.
3.
wukong: you're a lying piece of shit!
macaque: oh yeah? you're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
wukong: i'm leaving and i'm taking mk with me!
mk, gathering cards: aaand that's enough Monopoly for today
4.
tang: if you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
nezha: sober.
mk, mei: maybe a bit tipsy?
pigsy: drunk.
sandy, macaque: wasted.
wukong: dead.
5.
*everyone giving advice to mk*
mei: it's okay to ask for help.
wukong: you're not a burden
macaque: murder is okay
sandy: your feelings matter
6.
macaque: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
wukong: you wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid
7.
red son, trying his best to encourage mk: don't let anyone ruin your day
mei, proud: yeah!
red son: it's your day
red son: ruin it yourself
mei: nO
8.
mk: what movie is this?
tang: i love you man
mk: i love you too but seriously what's the movie called?
tang: I LOVE YOU MAN
mk: I LOVE YOU TOO, BRO
9.
wukong: nezha are you gay
nezha: i'm homophobic
wukong: he's avoiding the question!
10.
spider queen: you might be the most annoying person i know
mayor: might be?? what do you mean might be?! THERE'S SOMEONE ELSE?
11.
pigsy: did you separate the egg whites from the yolks?
mk: yeeep! here are the whites, and the yolks are over theerree!
pigsy: mk those aren't the whites, they're the shells
mk: and what color are they, mr. know-it-all?
