1.
spider queen, regarding her subordinates: my expectations are low, but they can always go lower
2.
mk: forgive me, father, for i have sinny sin sinned
3.
tang: unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, i cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you
4.
cop: you ran a red light
macaque: so did you, hypocrite
cop: i was following you
macaque: that was dumb, i'm a terrible driver
cop: get out
5.
wukong: bye mk! bye pigsy! bye mei! bye sandy! bye tang! bye mk!
macaque: you said "bye mk" twice
wukong: i like mk
6.
mk: guess what im about to get
pigsy: on my nerves
7.
wukong: turn that frown
wukong: ☹️
wukong: upside down!!!
wukong: 🙂
nezha: i will fucking end your life
8.
mayor: uh-huh. precisely! 🫵
lbd: put that thing away
mayor: my fault 👊
9.
azure as the fucking universe splits apart: the risk i took was calculated but, man, am i bad at math
10.
spider queen: i think we can all agree im the ten amongst these threes
11.
mk: what are you doing??
mei: writing to santa!
mk: why?
mei: because he always gets me everything i want
mk, writing to santa: i want a freaking break
12.
mk: *gives wukong a water bottle*
wukong: thanks, bud- what's this for, though?
mk: well, macaque's coming over later, and he told me you get thirsty around him
wukong: *chokes*
13.
spider queen: shut up
huntsman: i didnt say anythi-
spider queen: dont care shut up
