1.
mk: i am a burden. i am weak. i need to get stronger to help my friends. i am--
tang: a great fighter
mei: a good friend
sandy: a sweetheart
mk:
mk: hrnnnn
2.
b!wukong: where's peng?
b!macaque: dont worry, ill find him.
b!macaque, shouting: azure sucks!
peng, in the distance: azure is the best leader ever! FUCK YOU!
b!macaque: found him
3.
mk: monkey king and macaque are fighting and arguing outside, dont you think we should do something?-
nezha: oh yeah, you're right. we should.
nezha: *closes the windows*
4.
huntsman: love is a weakness, and an evolutionary mistake.
goliath: you're literally making a birthday card for that big blue thing you met the other day
huntsman: *points glue gun at him* you're on thin fucking ice
5.
lbd: and yes, im sure you'd love for me to say im sorry for that, but we all know i've done far, far worse.
6.
peng, regarding azure: i see the red flags, i acknowledge that they're there, and then i completely ignore them
7.
spider queen: i still don't have a new year's resolution
lbd: you could lose a few
huntsman: you could be less lazy
wukong, webbed up against the wall: don't be such a bitch
spider queen: okay DAMN, SHIT
8.
mk: showing those haters how its done by hating myself the most
9.
nezha: i have to admit; i am scared
wukong: d'awwhh, just stay close to me, you big immortal baby
nezha: thats why im scared
10.
spider queen: hey dumbass, get over here
syntax: o-okay--
goliath, rushing past: coming!
syntax, sadly: i thought... i was dumbass...
11.
mk: i have no fears!
mei: pigsy's mad
mk: i can handle that!
mei: pigsy is mad at YOU
mk:
mk: one fear
