Craigs gang makes a group chat

The Big Mighty Tar

<Clyde made a group chat>

<Clyde added Craig, Tweek, Tolkien, Jimmy>

Clyde: um these guys won't leave the bathroom and i'm about to have intense shitting diarrhea

Tolkien: ..Excuse me?

Clyde: like it's gonna splurge out my ass any second

Clyde: ahh yes they left i can finally have a massive shit

Craig: OLEASE

Craig: how big was it

Clyde: ..just a big banana sized shit

Tolkien: This is like actually disgusting? What??

Craig: OKAY TWEEKS LOOKING OVER MY SHOULDER I HAVE TO MOVE MY PHONE

Clyde: OML I LAUGHED AND THEN FARTED

Clyde: also im possibly doing the most disgusting thing anyone could do just to get out of school

Tolkien: Don't tell us please.

Craig: omg waht is it

Clyde: so i was like at the sink and i splashed water on jeans so it looked like i pissed myself, but like now i'm hiding in the bathroom stall cause there's no way i'm letting anyone see this...

Tolkien: No way.. Dude.

Craig: BAHAGAAHAHAHSHA IM CRYINF

Clyde: am i like genius or what?

Craig: ur in ur smart era

Clyde: now i just need to figure out how to escape the school without anyone else seeing

Craig: escape the school roblox obby

<Clyde liked Craig's message>

Clyde: HHEELOP ME IM GINNA CRY IM WAITING FOR MY DAD TO PICK ME UP

Craig: wouldnt it be funny if your dad made you stay and you had like black shit tar dripping from you

Clyde: i did not shit myself in my pants but honestly it was like the consistency of tar

Tolkien: Guys this is so gross, please stop.

Clyde: Like it was black and kind of gooey

Tolkien: NO.

Craig: BAHAGAHAH youd have to run from the security guard if it got on you

Clyde: i can only imagine it being a fnaf security guard

Craig: omg imagine you teleport into a difference universe and it's like fnaf and they all start molesting you

Clyde: IM CRYIFNFFG

Tolkien: Five Nights at Freddy's wouldn't do that.

Craig: bitch nobody actually says the full thing like just say fnaf

Clyde: tolkien just wants to show off his grammar skills

Craig: uhh can't relate i'm dyslexic!!

Clyde: omg my dad just signed me out but there's a bunch of guys smoking a vape in the bathroom

Craig: DID U JUDT SAY "smoking a vape" IM ACTUALLY CRYING UR STUPID

Clyde: WHAT??? I don't smoke vapes

Craig: AHASJSJFJSJS STIOP

Tolkien: You don't say you smoke vapes, you just say vape, lol.

Clyde: Okay well at least Tolkien decided to be morgan freeman and explain that to me...