Craigs gang makes a group chat

Craig and Tweek Indulge Within Watermelonly Wetty Matters

A week later, after the recent events in South Park..
Thursday, 10:37

Clyde: wow guys i can't believe it's a week later after the recent events in south park omg

Tolkien: clyde do me a favor just shut the fuck up and kill
urself

Clyde: 😭😭😰😰😰😥😥😥

Jimmy: tolkien, you black asshole. you just gave clyde depression

Tolkien: he already has oppositional defiant disorder so it's not like he's gonna listen to me if i tell him to kill himself

Clyde: well SORRY. it's just, i feel like everything's been so peaceful for the past week.. yk?

Jimmy: yeah true, im kind of craving the drama again

Tolkien: no way, even the group chats been quiet except for us sending each other test answers. and i love that

Jimmy: of course you do, it's in your blood to be boring.

Clyde: yo where's tweek and craig

Tolkien: no idea, usually whenever clyde says something in the group chat craig comes running

Jimmy: yeah it's like you two are tied to each other

Clyde: oh no, did someone cut our platonic soulmate string or something

Jimmy: idk but it is kinda weird for them to not be harassing all of us, i'm just starting to realize it's more peaceful without them...

Clyde: it's more BORING.. we need the gc roaster and his horny side kick to be here

Tolkien: the gc is usually crazy on thursdays so yeah idk what's going on

Clyde: i dm'd craig a few minutes ago, but he left me on delivered

Jimmy: wow clyde you might actually have to kill urself

Tolkien: i mean 3rd period JUST started a few minutes ago maybe they're at the vending machines looking for something

Jimmy: clyde why don't u go get a bathroom pass and go around searching for them, i mean we saw them this morning at the bus stop so

Clyde: but it's 10 10 the teachers will eat my ass

Tolkien: use ur tar to glue their mouths shut, that always works

Clyde: okay, i'll brb

Jimmy: ok

Tolkien: ok

Tolkien: ..

Jimmy: sooo....

Tolkien: jimmy, i fucking hate your racist ass

Jimmy: okay, say the one that eats watermelon and fried chicken

Tolkien: see? ur already being racist

Jimmy: at least im not like.. a pedophile. I could be worse so be grateful.

Tolkien: at least watermelon and fried chicken is better than coleslaw