Author: i'm just having fun with this now
Craig: who the FUCK are you
Thursday, 9:26 PM
Clyde: guys now imagine if we were all normal we'd be talking about weather or some shit
Craig: that must be the reality tolkien wants
Tolkien: yeah, it actually is
Craig: okay wait so is nobody gonna talk about who that mf was
Tweek: who?
Clyde: ?
Craig: FUCK
Jimmy: guys i have this black cat that's been hanging around my house, what are some names i can name it?
Tweek: sprinkles!!
Tolkien: Sylvester, to carry on the legacy of that one dude who filmed his talking cats on youtube
Tweek: flowers!!!
Jimmy: nothing cute or faggy though, i hate the color black and i also hate rainbows
Tolkien: i know...
Craig: okay how about johnquavious prime
Jimmy: nah too long
Tweek:... gordon?
Tolkien: is it a girl or a boy?
Craig: oh i got one, montgomery cornelius
Jimmy: these aren't good enough
Clyde: what if we name it something human like, like paul williams
Craig: let's name it 13th amendment
Tweek: HELP
Tolkien: what's up with craig and these weird names he just pulls out his ass
Craig: sorry, peru is like idea central.. i can feel my prefrontal cortex growing from all this music they always play
Tweek: those damn peruvian flute bands.. *clenches fist*
Jimmy: i need something new, something out of this world, something— unordinary...
Craig: we can name it air compressor.
Clyde: i need a compressor on my ass cheeks
Tolkien: def for sure...
Jimmy: something shorter, i can't do these two word names
Craig: sodomizer
Tweek: yeah no
Jimmy: that's PERFECT
Tolkien: sorry but doesn't that literally mean anal sex
Craig: fuck, seriously? i thought it was just a badass name..
Clyde: is sodomizing each other how people at harvard have sex
Tweek: this is exactly why we shouldn't name the cat that name dude
Craig: tweek you wanted to go with sprinkles and flowers
Clyde: fr mf that ain't even badass
Tolkien: but sodomizer is?
Tweek: craig why name a cat sodomizer when you can sodomize me
Craig: i don't know
Tolkien: bro ALWAYS has to say that
Clyde: speaking of sodomizing i just found out how horses are made
Jimmy: by sodomizing each other?
Clyde: no
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Craigs gang makes a group chat
FanfictionA group chat texting fic, I decided to spit some jokes straight out of my ass and shove them all into this mess I had created. Enjoy reading, or don't, this has a concerning amount of graphic fart jokes for some reason. warning: that was the warning...
