Craigs gang makes a group chat

The Downfall

Stan: and somehow your friend manages to make the worst decision possible, craig.

Craig: why's this all of a sudden my fault

Tolkien: because you're the leader of our friendgroup bro

Cartman: hey fags what's goin on

Kyle: jesus christ!

Clyde: this is gonna give me extreme diarrhea

Craig: isn't your toilet like.. gone.

Clyde: oh yeah, it's obliterated

Tweek: bros gonna shit in the sink or something

Cartman: i've done that once after clogging the toilet, that shit was so funny dude. then i couldn't get it down the drain and my mom had to call the plumber

Tolkien: how bad did the shit have to be in order to call a plumber?

Kyle: no cartman that is actually disgusting

Cartman: clyde if you're having trouble with shitting you should seriously try chipotloway

Stan: are you like a human advertisement now

Cartman: i'm trying help a fucking dude out, stan

Clyde: i don't eat chipotle, only mcdonald's happy meals and red lobster

Craig: which may i remind you is all doordashed

Cartman: what fuckin fag doordashes red lobster?

Tweek: this new language is unsettling to me

Craig: something about the most recent vocabulary cartman just used doesnt sit right with me

Cartman: guys don't worry this isn't aimed at you, i wouldn't never shit on tweek and craig for being homos

Stan: yeah you guys aren't fags

Craig: but we're gay?

Kyle: do you ride super loud motorcycles just to annoy the fuck out of everyone?

Tweek: no

Craig: i've failed my drivers test 3 times

Clyde: ITS COMINGGGG

Tolkien: is clyde shitting?

Kyle: well then you aren't fags

Stan: yeah you're just homos

Clyde: GUYS OMG IT BURNNSS IT BURNS IT HEL

Kenny: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAGAAHJAAJHAHAJ

Craig: do you guys think that everytime clyde goes to the bathroom he gets vietnam war flashbacks

Tweek: do u also think that the pain he feels while shitting is the equivalent to birthing a child

Cartman: what the fuck does clyde eat bro?

Tolkien: why is nobody asking WHERE THE FUCK IS HE TAKING A SHIT RIGHT NOW??

Craig: cartman i like how you're judging clyde's diet when you're literally the size of tricia paytas

Cartman: I am NOT FUCKING FAT

Kenny: BAHAHAHSHBDJAJANAA

Stan: woah dude

Kyle: are we not gonna talk about how greasy cartmans hair gets when he takes his hat off?

Cartman: oh fuck you kahl you ginger jew

Stan: his hairs so greasy i can fry an egg on top of it

Tweek: tolkien isn't dojng his job as a mother right now