Craigs gang makes a group chat

Brimmy is the Groupchat Celebrity

Craig: Brimmy a bitch tbh

Craig: he needs to step inside a bath n body works and buy a whole spa set

Craig: cause this mf smells like radioactive piss and microwaved meatloaf

Jimmy: LOL what's the beef with him

Craig: he's too much drama i swear bro he just lookin for trouble ik it

Jimmy: ppl that get into a lot of drama scare me

Tolkien: Bitch, you fucked a hooker in like 4th grade don't play.

Jimmy: i was a pent up 9 yr old u genuinely can't blame me

Craig: id be doin the same thing if i hadn't found out i was gay sooner

Jimmy: craig gets it

Tolkien: You guys are freaks

Craig: i've already talked to two people today about brimmy

Jimmy: seriously bro whts up with u and brimmy

Clyde: nah cause isn't he a background character

Craig: i remember him being at clyde's birthday party ugh that little bitch never even got him a present

Clyde: hey.. WAIT YEAH FUCK THAT BITCH

Craig: YEAH LETS GET HIS ASS

<Tweek sent a picture to the group chat>

Tweek: lol.

Craig: is that fucking brimmy ur hanging out with

Clyde: yo they at the vending machines

Craig: tweek ur an asshole

Clyde: i'm like a minute away from there craig want me to beat them

Craig: i'll do the honors but only beat up brimmy

Tweek: why not beat me up since we hate each other so much

Craig: i'm not even hanging out with thomas at all in shop class rn ur the one being a bitch and trying to make me mad

Tweek: it's working

Craig: it's seriously not dude

Clyde: y'all relax... and hold on cause i have like a big ginormous shit coming out my ass

Tolkien: Are you fucking for real?

Craig: it's gonna go too far one day and he will be completely shirtless in the cinema bathroom gripping onto the toilet paper

Clyde: i have diarhae everyday, toecurling diarhae.

Jimmy: looks like you can't even spell what you go through everyday

Clyde: it's so traumatic it kills my braincells

Craig: do u guys think that shit fucks with his nervous system and that's why he cries so much

Clyde: do u think watching an unhealthy amount of star trek is killing ur nervous system

Clyde: wow i can feel my asshole expanding

Craig: clyde i will buttfuck u into oblivion

Clyde: my assholes already been stretched enough from my own shit trust me u don't want this

Tweek: wowww craig

Craig: i say that everyday why u acting like it's a new thing now tweek

Clyde: yeah craig buttfucks me everyday when ur not looking