Craigs gang makes a group chat

Wendy's Gang Makes a Group Chat: Special

Bebe: i'm not even joking, clyde and craig have been coming to my house for the past few weeks just giving me boxes full of cookie dough.

Nichole: tolkiens friends with those weirdos, that's why i broke up with him and posted a picture on instagram of me kissing henrietta

Red: bitch that mf also couldn't even finger u

Nichole: i tried being nice, but he took a magnifying glass to my vagina saying he was trying to find the clit

Red: acting like he's christopher columbus is crazy

Bebe: i'm in my ovulation stage of the menstrual cycle, just wanted to say id take christopher columbus any day

Nichole: queens gonna start squirting all over the place, how aesthetic of her

Heidi: you guys aren't using emojis and i'm kind of freaking out because i can't tell what the vibe is right now

Bebe: heidis autism is autisming

Wendy: hold on, why the hell are clyde and craig delivering unbaked cookies to bebes house?

Bebe: they're like pretending to be fucking boy scouts except they have zero cooking skills

Red: if they knew we made fun of them for their cooking skills we'd probably get told to go back to the kitchen

Heidi: it sucks that they're all so blatantly racist, homophobic, sexist... ableist..

Bebe: well i support the ableism

Wendy: at least stan's gang isn't completely racist homophobic or sexist! it's just craig's to be honest

Nichole: girl please cartman cancels out anything good they do

Bebe: yeah honestly they could find the cure for cancer and cartman would still ruin it by forming a group of nazis to kill beyonce

Wendy: bitch why beyonce

Bebe: because, i just feel like that would happen

Heidi: guys i don't think craig and tweek are that bad, i mean, they're gay after all

Red: heidi the FUCK are you talking about craig's the second worst to jimmy

Wendy: jimmy is like the cartman to Craig's gang except he doesn't act on his words

Heidi: well maybe we could try and change craig! jimmys too far gone tho fuck his ass

Nichole: i-.. i can fix him.. 🥺🌸

Bebe: PAleaSE

Red: GEELLLPPP MEEEEE

Bebe : why are there cotton balls in my cookie dough i thought they were giving it to me so i could snack on it

Wendy: fucking— cotton balls?

Red: they got that shit in there for extra stomach acid absorption

Heidi: guys don't make fun of me i'm fr rn, what if we invite craig and try fixing him for the better

Bebe: what do u except us to do? tell him all the dangers about breast cancer?

Heidi: ok, ur saying that like it's smoking. breast cancer is literally a danger on its own

Wendy: well, i'm curious to what he's up to anyways, plus, learning about breast cancer doesn't hurt anyone.

Nichole: we could tell craig where the clit is so then tolkien doesn't keep turning women into lesbians

Bebe: STOPGPPP

<Wendy added Craig to the Group Chat>

Bebe: heyyyy craiigggggg