Craigs gang makes a group chat

Deficient Monkey's Eat Ice

<Tolkien sent a picture to the group chat>

Jimmy: bitch is that nichole signing up for an lgbtq hangout club

Craig: hey hold up.. pause.

Tweek: yeah before y'all say anything too weird...

Craig: fr..

Tolkien: so this means she's either dating kevin or she likes women

Clyde: i like women too

Craig: let's beat her up

Jimmy: you don't need to beat someone up after every minor inconvenience

Tolkien: this isn't a minor inconvenience

Craig: throw clyde's ass tar at her face then that'll show her

Tweek: yeah and then take tolkiens black hole to suck all the hair off her head and she'll just be bald

Craig: BAHHAHAA ur so funny babe

Tweek: <3

Clyde: with the power of my ass tar and tolkiens black hole we'll def get nichole back for sure

Tolkien: don't put me in the same category as clyde please.

Jimmy: new superhero names are the tar master and super sucker

Craig: ykw is a super sucker

Clyde: lmfao ur mom

Tolkien: acting like u got one bitch

Jimmy: NAHH tolkiens here for beef

Craig: bringing up clyde's mom is wild

Tweek: why don't we shove nichole into a toilet

Clyde: i'm crying rn

Craig: i'm so sorry clyde it's ok.

Jimmy: ur inhuman craig stop tryna be one

Craig: i'm not inhuman

Jimmy: ur watching space movies like u were an alien that got sent down on a mission to earth and ur reminiscing home

Clyde: that sounds pretty lit ngl

Tolkien: yeah and u also eat ice craig don't forget that

Craig: literally what's wrong with eating ice

Tweek: everything tbh sorry babe but it felt so wrong munching on that shit with u a week ago

Craig: ICE IS GOOD?

clyde: doesn't ur ass eat cornstarch too

Craig: like ONCE A MONTH.

Jimmy: those are pretty weird things to eat

Tolkien: he's just like super anemic and an alien

Clyde: craig's more like a monkey cause he's kinda obsessed with bananas if ykwim

Craig: i sure am obsessed with tweek's banana idk

Jimmy: we just confirmed that craig's a deficient monkey

Tolkien: I use cornstarch to keep my balls from getting sweaty

Jimmy: unnecessary

Clyde: no me too

Jimmy: i'm sorry?

Craig: jimmy u just have sweaty balls don't be shy

Tweek: i should put coffee grounds on my balls or smth

Craig: caffeine powder so i get a boost of energy when i suck on them

Tweek: bite off my left nutsack babe