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June 2015

"Annyeonghaseyo. This is your favorite boy from Canada Junny. You probably noticed I'm dressed like Messi. Well, he's my favorite athlete and I'm a big fan of Barcelona. Even rocking this fade!" Junny waved at the camera. He wore a red and blue Barcelona soccer jersey with the number ten written on the back.

He then guided his camera across the stage they were going to shoot.

"This is going to be our stage. You might notice the decor in the back, there's a reason for it! Our concept is going to be focused on job occupations. It's an uplifting to those hustling to make a living. To strive for your dreams!" He then saw Suga sitting down.

"Here we got Popeye the Sailorman here overlooking our squad. Isn't that right captain?" Junny asked.

"It's you Junny. So you went with the Ronaldo fade?"

"You got it wrong hyung I'm supposed to be Messi! I even got the uniform number right here." Junny poses again.

Suga gave no response.

"Like Joker said. Why so serious? I'm gonna find more engaging people to talk to!" Junny said with sarcasm as he went to Jhope's section.

"We got Ayrton Senna here revving his engine for one hell of a race!" Jhope revved up the fake car as it made simulated noises.

"I'm bouta win the NASCAR with this baby here!" Hobi boasted gently rubbing the car.

"Our next guest is an aspiring doctor, the next Ben Carson. Jin will surely treat whatever illness you have. He's patient and kind and his dashing look is no other! Get a free checkup today!" Junny did a fake advertisement.

"That was very creative Junny-ah." Jin complimented.

"Appreciate it hyung. At least I can count on you when I'm sick. I need to pay a visit to officer Jungkook." Junny guided the camera towards Jungkook who did a silly gun pose.

"He's the shield that protects Armys from the haters. Skilled in the art of Taekwondo he can take out any bad guy that comes his way!" Jungkook performed a high kick showing his prowess.

"Why the jersey hyung?"

"Because I'm the star. Bout to kick all the goals today!"

"Ohh Sherlock Holmes is investigating the next mystery. He's a fan of few words but when he speaks it's always important." Taehyung is seen using a magnifying glass analyzing Junny's jersey.

"I'm one hundred percent innocent Taehyung. No need to worry about traces." Junny joked.

"You're here already?" Jimin said as he approached the two.

"Nice to meet you Jimin-ssi. I have got your files for today's work. How are you feeling?" Junny asked.

"A little tired, but I'm hoping to attend today's meeting today. We expect Armys to join us today." Jimin said with a cheeky wink.

"You heard it from sunbae. Our time for work is almost here, so let's head to our last guest. The conductor himself Rap Monster!" Junny introduced in a dramatic fashion.

"I see you're having fun out with the camera Junny and you're rocking Barcelona?" Namjoon asked.

"You know it sir! Got the number and fade on point!" Junny showed off his haircut.

"Looking extra clean my guy. For the Armys that are watching I promise you will all be awarded soon. Bang-nim spent a ton of money making this comeback as epic as possible down to these costumes. This is for my hustlers." Namjoon saluted the camera.

"As you see here, we're getting ready very soon. This is Junny out." The Canadian boy turned off the camera.

"That was an entertaining video ajusshi. You really pick up a lot of things from Jungkook." Bang laughed with an amused grin. The boys bowed respectfully at their mentor.

"Those are some unique looking costumes boys. I think this is the most creative I've seen yet. Are they based on your personal preferences?"

"Some of them are, V and Suga was just too lazy to decide!" Hobi stated.

"It's an okay costume. Not my personal style to go out. I look silly." Taehyung stated honestly.

"I think it looks on good on you Taehyung-ah. I find your Sherlock Holmes outfit charming." Jimin replied.

"You're looking for snacks at the dorms. Makes sense you're Sherlock. All you need is a trusty assistant." Junny teased.

"Haha right!?" Hobi laughed.

"That's great enthusiasm, but let's stay focused on the task. Get into your own formations." Bang instructed.

The video started with Namjoon as the music conductor. He greets Armys as they were in for quite a ride. Junny brought the energy even further showing off his soccer look. The rap line of BTS made sure to put their energy. Hobi Hopper across the studio while Suga was trying to hear the audience. Jungkook and Jimin led most of the dancing and Junny served as the main vocalist. Perhaps the most unique thing was the choreography which was fast paced. Junny recounted how many HOURS they had to rehearse that dance. It left Hobi and Jungkook whining the whole day and Taehyung looked like he wanted to curse at the instructors for torturing him.

[RM] Eoseo wa bangtaneun cheoeumiji?
[Junny] Ayo ladies & gentleman junbiga dwaettdamyeon bureulge Yeah
Ttan nyeoseokdeulgwaneun dareuge
Nae seutaillo nae nae nae nae seutaillo eo!
[Jimin] Bamsae ilhaettji Everyday niga keulleobeseo nol ttae Yeah
Ja nollaji malgo deureo maeil [Jungkook] I got a feel I got a feel
[Jimin] Nan jom jjeoreo
[J-Hope] Ah jjeoreo jjeoreo jjeoreo uri yeonseupsil ttamnae
Bwa jjeoreong jjeoreong jjeoreonghan nae chumi daphae
Modu bisiri jjijiri jjingjjingi ttilttirideul
Narangeun sanggwani eopseo Cuz nan huimangi jjeoreo haha
[SUGA] OK urin meoributeo balkkeutkkaji jeonbu da jjeo jjeoreo
Haruui jeolbaneul jageobe jjeo jjeoreo
Jageopsire jjeoreo sareo cheongchuneun sseogeogado
Deokbune moro gado dallineun seonggonggado
Sonyeodeura deo keuge sorijilleo jjeo jjeoreong
[V] Bamsae ilhaettji Everyday (Turn Up) niga keulleobeseo nol ttae Yeah
Ttan nyeoseokdeulgwaneun dareuge
[Junny] I don't wanna say yes I don't wanna say yes
[Jin] Sorichyeobwa All Right ([Jungkook] All right)
Momi tabeoridorok All Night ([Jungkook] All Night)
[Jungkook] Cause we got fire (Fire) Higher (Higher)
[Jin] I gotta make it I gotta make it jjeoreo
[Jimin/V] Geobuneun geobuhaenan wonrae neomuhae
[Jimin/V] Modu da ttara hae jjeoreo
[Jimin/V] Geobuneun geobuhae jeonbu naui noye
[Jimin/V] Modu da ttara hae jjeoreo
[RM] Samposedae? Ohposedae?
Geureom nan yukpoga joheunikka yokposedae
Eonrongwa eoreundeureun uijiga eoptdamyeo
Uril ssak jusikcheoreom maedohae
Wae haebogido jeone jugyeo gyaenen [SUGA] Enemy enemy enemy
[RapMonster] Wae beolsseobuteo gogaereul sugyeo bada
[SUGA] Energy energy energy
[RM] Jeoldae ma pogi You know you not lonely
Neowa nae saebyeogeun natboda yeppeo
So can I get a little bit of hope? (Yeah)
Jamdeun cheongchuneul kkaewo Go
[V] Bamsae ilhaettji Everyday (Turn Up) niga keulleobeseo nol ttae Yeah
Ttan nyeoseokdeulgwaneun dareuge
[Jungkook] I don't wanna say yes I don't wanna say yes
[Jin] Sorichyeobwa All Right ([Jungkook] All right)
Momi tabeoridorok All Night ([Jungkook] All Night)
[Junny] Cause we got fire (Fire) Higher (Higher)
[Jin] I gotta make it I gotta make it jjeoreo
[Jimin/V] Geobuneun geobuhaenan wonrae neomuhae
[Jimin/V] Modu da ttara hae jjeoreo
[Jimin/V] Geobuneun geobuhae jeonbu naui noye
[Jimin/V] Modu da ttara hae jjeoreo
[Jungkook] Ireon ge bangtan seutail [Jimin] Geojitmal Wack deulgwaneun dalla
[Junny] Maeiri Hustle Life
I gotta make it fire baby
[Jungkook] Ireon ge bangtan seutail [Jimin] Geojitmal Wack deulgwaneun dalla
[Jungkook] Maeiri Hustle Life I gotta make it I gotta make it
[Jimin] Nan jom jjeoreo
[SUGA] Say what [Jungkook] Say wo~ wo~ [SUGA] Say what
Jjeoreo
Music end

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