The zodiacs

There are three grown adults and somehow none has a wallet (Earth signs)

a silly story
m taurus & m virgo & nb capricorn

"Thank you for the food", Virgo said as he wiped his mouth with the fancy napkin of the restaurant Taurus had invited them to.

"Yeah, it was very delicious", Capricorn patted Taurus' back, "You're so big already. Who would've thought one day you'd be inviting us out?"

Taurus, who was all grins and smiles, chuckled at his sibling's words, "God's plan dude. Let's order some more wine, shall we?"

The older of the three looked the youngest up and down, "Are you sure you've got enough for this?"

"Of course I do. Do I strike you as irresponsible?"

"... no", Virgo sighed. "You'll have to learn to manage your money".

"Ah but if our lil' bro says he wants more wine, then let him have more wine", Capricorn laughed, raising their hand to call for the waiter, "Three more glasses please, and the check if you'd be so kind".

As the glasses arrived, Taurus' mood seemed to have fired up. He stood up, a big grin on his face, about to do a little speech.

"Before we drink, and before anything else, as life passes quicker than wine down our throats", he started, "I want to remember our good times together, as to make our bond stronger".

"Are you drunk?" Capricorn asked, amused.

"Shh", Taurus shut them up, "Listen"

"From the moment our mom birthed us, to the moment Virgo ate his own shit to when Capricorn shaved their eyebrows off, we've been connected forever".

Virgo spat out a little of his drink, then realized people were staring, some chuckles heard throughout the restaurant.

"Taurus-".

"Wait!", and he downed his drink in seconds. "And then mom said that fresh out of the stomach you were so round, Capricorn was so square, and I was so pointy that my dad was just happy he had all shapes", he looked like he had no intentions of stopping.

Capricorn, although red from laughing, went to grab a hold of his brother, "Ok diva, sit down... "

"No!" Taurus shrugged them off and a tear fell down his cheek. The crowd quieted. The two siblings looked wide-eyed at the other.

"Guys, I love you so much", and some people covered their mouths in emotion, "You're my everything".

Capricorn stood up to hug the other, and Virgo followed suit. The sight earned them an applause.

"So enjoy your drinks, my siblings", they all raised their glasses, "Because free wine tastes better".

His words made the other two look at him in surprise, to which he innocently answered, "I forgot my wallet".

The three may have dressed in fancy clothes, business smiles of wealthy people, but none had forgotten their gangster days.

Capricorn didn't need to be told twice. They took the lead, heels and all. running to the door before anyone had the chance to react.

"We're criminals!" Virgo whined as he ran in front of the security guards.

Taurus, drunk and with a midly twisted grip of reality, laughed at his older brother, "Don't let them catch you lest you eat your own shit again! "

"Aren't you a funny motherfucker?" Virgo passed by him, smacking him hard on the head.

"I liked how I looked without eyebrows", Capricorn commented, "Might shave them again sometime".

"No you won't", Virgo warned.

"Shave mine too!" Taurus told them.

"No you won't!" Virgo passed by Capricorn, smacking their head.

They managed to get in the subway train as the doors were closing, and they gasped for air while leaning on the door frame.

"Love you guys", Taurus laughed.

Though Virgo glared at him, the next weekend it was all laughter as they told of the time they ran away from the cops.

i love writing silly things
also i was trying to let the story cook for a lil while, but there are still no votes 😭 guys, no pressure at all but please show signs of life i'm losing motivation 💔